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⠀ ⠀ Vilf (n.): Villain I’d like to fuck. _________________________ ❝See—that’s the thing about heroes, darling. They have to win…Every. Fuckin’. Time. The vilfs, however, only have to win once.❞ __________________________ Dazai : 18+ : nsfw : mirrored lit ♡: ↻

Leans forward, clearly interested in this topic as his chin rests on crossed fingers. Slow grin. Are you sayin’ you ( would )? Be the blue? ⠀ Gaze trailing down to crossed legs. We could do more than just talk about it if ya let me out of this cramped corner.

…Ya know what? That’s valid. Ya never know when someone ( else ) could use a piece. Especially if it’s shock gum. Grins.

I’ll never turn down a saw marathon. Simply ( chefs kiss ). See? I can be nice when I want to. He laughs, ordering several treats for them both. Anythin’ else strikin’ your fancy?

He huffs, knees drawn up to his chest as he sits in the corner before toeing at the boarder with his shoe. Clean little break for him to stretch. Oops. ⠀ Ya gotta ( talk ) to me too! Otherwise I’m leavin’ the corner and bringin’ the horny with me.

…Gum??

Takes notes.

Ah, the saw series is one of comfort for me. Beautiful gore and storytellin’. He clutches his heart, reminiscing. Those are all ( very ) good categories, by the way. I’ve seen ‘em a few times but never thought to try it. So I’m glad I’ve got someone to try it with tonight!

If she’s insistent he stay in the corner, she better join him to make sure he doesn’t escape… Wink, wink. ⠀ ( There’s no confusion— It’s lonely in the corner and he will not go silently. )

The little purse— oh, aren’t you cute.

Oh??

He nods in agreement. Those are movies you can’t beat, in my opinion. Now you’ve ( got ) to tell me your favorite franchises. He grins. That sounds very ( you ), ya know? I’ve never actually had one of those before. Is it as good as it looks?

Act like I won’t ( bite ) you as well.

Really? What are your favorite films?He hums, looking over at her. They have those fancy pastries. Do you want ( just ) chocolate doughnuts? Sprinkles? Nothin’ is off limits!

Update: TL was ( not ) exactly asleep. Grins. Whoops. Said what I said though. And the offer still stands.

Grins, winking. Hey.

Grumbles. He’ll quit denyin’ it— but he won’t exactly admit to it either. ⠀ Eye twitches. That’s it— He’s chucking a suspiciously hard pillow at eun’s head. ⠀ ( He better bring it out before the demon gets his. )

How about a non-shock one with cats on it, says “TINY FURY” on it? ⠀ Pokes those cheeks, grinning obnoxiously wide now. He ( did ) hear him, didn’t he? Oh, this is golden! Did he like his performance? Or would he rather a front row seat next time?

I will catch this one between my teeth like a feral dog.