A friend in deed. (In no way affiliated with Hamm's other than drinking it). My hot takes aren't even luke warm.
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You crazy fools have done it. Another 100 of you were brave enough to follow me, and now you gone and forced another "Sri Hair Embiggening™!"
I fear society may be lost.
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Things I love about Tombstone:
- Kurt Russell leaving his boring wife for some rando skank and this is presented as heroic
- It came out in 1993 but Sam Elliott looks exactly the same as he does now
- Everything Val Kilmer does
- Everything Billy Zane does
- The opening scene where the bad guys come into town and shoot everyone at a wedding. I stood up and CHEERED. You could have ended the movie right there and I would have been happy.
- How Earp’s lunatic Revenge Tour of Murder was pretty much real and the cops had to be like hey … you’re not actually allowed to do that.
I had a dream it snowed about 2' around my house in AZ and that son-of-a-bitch bobcat that is always catting around in my backyard left big paw-prints/tracks in the snow for me to track him... but that a-hole got away.
(I like bobcats, but I have a dog and I don't want that jerk in my backyard).
Gen X'ers:
Nobody tell Alphas/Millennials/Zeds about lighters, hairspray, and making your own flamethrower like we did in the 3rd grade.
Or Roman Candle fights in the local rock quarry pit.
I'd say the only thing worse is going to bed confident in the results because even the opposition MSM has conceded, only to wake up the next day to hear stories of plumbing leaks, stopping the count, people boarding up windows, and extending the count for 3 or 4 more weeks, and a garden vegetable getting the most votes in this history of the Republic.
Men were (should be) taught from youth to control their impulses. Fighting. Sex. Aggression. etc.
Women *used* to be told don't weaponize sexuality, & control their innate desire for attention (ie: don't dress like a whore).
Both seem failing in today's society.
John Riggins is trying to roll over in his grave, but the dents in his helmet are stopping him.
The NFL is so gay now.
I never thought I’d see an NFL ball carrier penalized for running the ball too hard… Running defenders over is literally his job… 🤷♂️ #LakeBoss 🇺🇸
Hoskins played a phenomally frightening character opposite Jet Li in "Unleashed."
He's had a ton of great roles.
