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Student of Economics and Environment. Farmer. Tweets may be offensive but I am not. Love.

Mumbai/Shahapur
Joined May 2011
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When my Local Chinese Restaurant Degrades it’s quality and taste.
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This Cartoon shows what scarcity looks like 🥹 .
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So now holding cup of coffee is the new cool? Till 2010s it was cigarettes.
Englishman in New York
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There’s a reason why I hate liberals other than Marathi purogamis more than Right wing.
Mumbai is just fake indigenising/nativising.
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OSCAR Perfume for ₹199 fkrt.cc/zXnBdSM Perfume 200ml
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This is probably the first original joke i’m seeing on this app in a very long time.
Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Me too
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I have paid more taxes than the taxes listed here in last FY.
STT - Hazam GST - Hazam LTCG - Hazam STCG - Hazam Toll Tax - Hazam Road Tax - Hazam Excise Tax - Hazam Income Tax - Hazam Surcharges - Hazam Property Tax - Hazam Education Cess - Hazam Professional Tax - Hazam 'Aise nai chalta hai, Jo mila sab Hazam'
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Replying to @RailMinIndia
@RailMinIndia तुमचे कर्मचारी किती मुजोर आहेत हे बघा … 👇🏻
ऐन गर्दीच्या वेळी रेल्वे कर्मचाऱ्यांचा मुजोरपणा, दरवाजे आतून केले बंद #mumbailocal
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This month's churan has arrived.😂
🚨 India discovers gas in the Mahanadi Offshore Basin off the coast of Odisha.
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I have joined gym near my office. I go there during lunch or tea breaks.
The gym at 2pm is fascinating. Not a single person in that room has a job they can explain in one sentence
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I hate Pakistan but don’t want this to happen. Even I have morals.
Pakistan ki iss river me chhath manegi ek din.
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Since last 3 months @MSEDCL is harassing us into charging our current electricity meter stating meter is not working. However meter is working fine. Is this new strategy for fitting their prepaid meter? Have they received some target? @Dev_Fadnavis
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All the SIP haters are idiots, you don't do SIP for 5 year or 10 year, you do it for 50 year so that your kids can go on foreign trips while you live live in a vriddh ashram.
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This is why I hate Left Ecosystem more than Right wing Ecosystem. Both are horrible but left are Vile.
If you believe FlyDubai cockpit saga, you will believe EVMs are working fine. Thank You for your attention to this matter.
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Varanasi/Benaras/Kashi should honestly be a Union Territory. One of the holiest cities in Hinduism, basically the Vatican of Hinduism, yet administratively it's just another city in UP. And the funniest part? So much of the Varanasi people romanticise today was built, patronised, or maintained by people from outside UP — Marathas, South Indians, Bengalis, etc. At this point, just make Kashi a UT and let the rest of India have a say in preserving its own civilisational capital.
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As @volklub paaji will say. Buy 1 Phone less but get yourself a car.
'Is This iPhone 18?' 2 Men On Bike Ask Woman In E-Rickshaw, Then Snatch It ndtv.com/cities/is-this-ipho…
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Vikrant retweeted
Imagine inviting xi jinping and not feeding him the greatest chinese dish invented by india ie triple schezwan fried rice
Menu for the BRICS leaders dinner this evening in Delhi
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Because you subhumans deserved it.
Everyone knows Marathas fought with British to bring down Tippu sultan. But few know that Marathas fought along with Muslim sultans of Deccan; and bought down glorious Hindu Rajya of Vijayanagar at Talikota ;1565. 😱😱
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The Fundamental Problem !!!
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Vikrant retweeted
Maharashtra is 13% of GDP but gets only 6% of Center Funds Bihar is 3% of the GDP but gets 10% of the Center Funds For every 100 Income Tax we Pay, we get 7 Back, Bihar gets 922 You're not doing some sort of charity, those funds are literally paid by Maharashtras economy
जबकि सम्राट चौधरी चाहते तो उन्हें भोजपुरी, मैथिली या मगही ना आने पर कूट-पीट कर वापस भेज सकते थे, पर बिहार उतना एडवांस्ड नहीं हुआ है। पता नहीं अब राज ठाकरे जी का लल्ला इन्हें महाराष्ट्र का मानेगा या नहीं!
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