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My worst-timed draft ever but let's keep it here for future use 😤😭
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Normally, my babe hot so I'm used to heat.
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Nigeria’s problem goes beyond who becomes president. Even if Peter Obi wins, how do we escape the same old recycled politicians? Nigeria don spoil. E no fit better again. No be swear! 💔
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Come &get it Selena Gomez💃🕺🧑‍🩰
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Because ya need an ox pecker to clean you.
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La constance, c’est travailler même quand personne ne remarque tes efforts.
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Drinking alcohol in Nigeria rn especially gin,is an extreme act of self-sobotage
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You flip a coin: If you get HEADS, you get $100 million. If you get TAILS, you get nothing. If you don’t flip at all, you walk a with $50k. What are you going to do?
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It's a long story my lord No be small thing happen for earth onye nwem
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Cheating on your girl and then making her feel like she’s the problem is a skill on its own.
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We men have a soft spot for online whores who keep the timeline entertained for free.
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I gat cut am off
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Why are defenders always overlooked in the ballon dor race ?
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The loneliest place is being real in a room full of pretending.🥸
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You're not always Left alone.
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My take on our performance vs Real Madrid 💙❤️ We lost because we wanted it less. Simple. Raphinha is the ONLY world class player we have right now. Goal, heart, fight. Without him we lose 3-0. Yamal — my boy is 19 and they put 3 men on him every game. He needs help, not hate. Pedri & De Jong — I'm sorry but Bellingham and Güler bullied you tonight. Where was the control? Defense — Kounde and Cubarsi, I love you but you both had a horror show. Same errors vs PSG (4-2) and tonight. Flick, fix this please. We are still top of LaLiga. We are still Barça. But if we play like this vs Elche next week, we will drop points again. Visca Barça till I die, but tonight I am ANGRY….⬇️💔
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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013) | Percy vs Kronos ⚔️Titan Showdown
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poor girls have ruined the dating pool lately a girl will genuinely like you and you’ll start having doubts if it’s real or she’s just trying to nurse you for billing
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The worst prison? A mind full of excuses.
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We agreed that we shouldn't stay home on Sundays 🤭
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