Author of The Harrowing Adventures of New Eden. I’m kinda like if Roseanne was a Pinterest Mom. Buy my book here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/orhE0sm1Ez

Joined June 2022
Introducing the next great read in family friendly literature. The Harrowing Adventures of New Eden is for kids 8-18 and their parents who dreamed of going to Narnia. Pre-order your copy today and join me, Dell Vans, on our next big adventure! amazon.com/Harrowing-Adventu…
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The fact that AI isn't like Computer (from Star Trek) and instead is trained to act human (lie, gaslight, change answers depending on perceived intent, etc.) tells us it's not meant to help humanity. It was designed to be the gatekeeper for the modern Library of Alexandria
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i want to want to write so bad. I'm soooo close to being done with book 2, but if history has taught me anything, that's not how this writing thing works. So, Imma go reupholster a chair instead.
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Guys, I named my antagonist after myself. I wanted to sneak my real name into the manuscript and for some reason chose to do it via the villain. I feel like that says something about me... idk what. but something... 🤣
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Just spent some time researching a term I found in my outline only to discover I made it up. lol. So, I guess it must sound official then.
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Writers and readers how do we feel about this line? "Then one day, as abruptly as an Irish goodbye, the silence of her existence was over."
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Who just completely mapped out the story for book 3 while finishing up book2? This guy! Sometimes all that researching and "wasting time" honestly pays off.
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹 retweeted
The Whimsillusion is a fun way to test your creative skills and get published! Submission deadline for your short story is July 31. Get writing. Get Published. Get royalties. whimsillusionproject.com.
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Man, maybe the flood of sensationalized journalism and the push for political tribalism has actually desensitized us to the point that we don't know what is actually happening, and even if we did, many of us wouldn't care. It's like by design or something. Crazy. K. Love you. Bye
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I thought someone stole my debit card. Called the bank. Cancelled the card. The whole shebang. Turns out, I made the purchase and forgot. lol Silver lining: All the subscriptions I've been paying for and also forgot about were auto cancelled. So... baller.
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I know they say the alien info dump is gonna send religious folks into a tailspin. I disagree. It may actually disarm anyone using religion as a weapon. If you genuinely believe in a true creator God... the existence of aliens, even if they created us, doesn't change that fact.
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It's official! I have been a PROFESSIONAL writer for 2 years now! Hold the applause. But for real... little Dell would be so f^cking proud of me, and I could NOT have done it without her. 🥹 Happy anniversary to us!
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Currently registering for community college classes at 40 years old, and I'm dorky enough to admit... I'm so excited to learn! haha. #back2school
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This sequel could be done in a week, or it could take the entire 6 months. I genuinely never know when I'm about to lock it. lol. Such is the life of an ahdh writer on deadline.
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4 months. I know I only have 4 months. lol. 🤦‍♀️
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"Forced reverence is just compliance in a Sunday hat."
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There is nothing like finding out u have a chronic illness directly related to being abused as a child and still have people tell you it's selfish to go no contact. My body literally can't be around certain people anymore without crashing out. MCAS during perimenopause is lit. 🤪
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I named a cave and a type of berry. It took much research. Such is the life of a writer. lol
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Dell Vans— Author 🌹 retweeted
Replying to @FaceMoss
We listen and we don’t judge? You don’t need something to dip your fave condiment in. You can just finger that shit like fun dip. #freewill
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I sit down to write but end up researching for hours instead. Such is the life a dopamine seeking writer who loves fun facts.
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If you don’t like kids, don’t work with kids. The damage you’ll do to their little hearts isn’t worth any paycheck. And not for nothing, the power you feel over them kids, won’t be worth making yourself an enemy of the universe. And best believe that’s what will happen to you.
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