Focus, M.
Philadelphia
Joined April 2008
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the concept of “relaxing with your thoughts” is so funny to me. my thoughts are waving a loaded gun around
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says: “Treatment is simple. Famous clown, Pagliacci, is performing tonight. Boil him. Pagliacci soup is the cure.
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they bout to put elon’s soul in a waymo like he’s an evangelion
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I wouldn’t necessarily call it a “problem.” The trolley works just fine, no?
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System design is basically:
Slow database? Add a cache.
Too many requests? Add a load balancer.
Tasks taking too long? Add a queue.
One server struggling? Add more servers.
Repeated failures? Add retries.
Traffic getting expensive? Add a CDN.
Data getting huge? Add database sharding.
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
