King of Music, master of love, wiper of bums.
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I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂
Gets better with every view 😭
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
This van has just turned up outside Dominic Cummings house @SkyNews
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Man in park shouting “This is your choice, Peter” at a squatting dachshund.
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An utterly brilliant FA cup tie! Thrilling throughout and won with a wonder goal. I'm proud of my team. Thank you for a glorious spectacle!
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
30 years ago today a Swansea fan scored at Anfield in the midst of an 8-0 thrashing in the FA Cup.
So much to love here: the shoes, the jeans, the wistful, melodic slow-mo. And then the steward’s slide tackle that cleans him out.
A work of art.
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
You do...um...know the story of Icarus?
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My favourite thing ever. You have seriously made my birthday
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Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
BUCKS FIZZ BACK TOGETHER!
so this just happened... hear Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt & Leonardo Di Caprio talking everything Quentin Tarantino & #onceuponatimehollywood tomorrow on @bbcradio2 #queenmargot 🔥🔥🔥 #feels #woah
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
Art lovers, I’m not being rude when I say that ‘Van Gogh’ is pronounced ‘Fuck off’. That’s really what it sounds like in Dutch. Vincent’s great-nephew told me. ‘Fuck off’ he said. #VanGogh
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
BREAKING: Thomas à Beckett assassins deny killing him. Only went to Canterbury Cathedral "to look at the font".
Andreas Mazzereth retweeted
Safely back in my bed, in such appreciation & gratitude to ALL the Doctors & Nurses for taking extraordinary good care of me...Time to rest up...:)
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