Christ follower. A monster kid from the 80s who still hasn't grown up. Venmo: @backissuebrew
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Remember, Coca-Cola was invented in 1886. Dracula takes place in 1897, therefore it is possible, nay probable that the Count served Jonathan Harker a Coke with dinner.
Good morning friends. A reminder that I will be permanently leaving this racist-riddled dumpster of a website on the 1st. Please keep up with me via Bl**Sky, IG, Facebook, and my YouTube channel. I pray you end the year in peace and start the year in joy.
Heads up friends: I will be permanently deleting this account on 01/01/2025. Hate to lose my tweet history and good memories, but I’m not hanging out in a N@zi bar, giving anything to lonE skuM. Please find me on the other sites. Take care of yourself. Embrace the silly.
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Right before Halloween, I quit my crappy job and had a talk with my wife about our future. Since November began, we’ve been full-time resellers, collectibles and toys. See our eBay link and support our livelihood! ebay.com/sch/i.html?sid=back…
I’m not about to delete this account, but it’s getting hairy to be around here much anymore. Find me under bluer skies, wink wink. Here’s all my links friends. I’ll check in from time to time still. linktr.ee/haunteddrivein
Feeling blah at work today? Perk yourself up with my YouTube channel! The Christmas playlist is ready to make you merry! youtube.com/@thehaunteddrive…
Look @tacobell I’m sure you’re proud of your Relive the Decades promo, but no Bell Beefer es no bueno.
Mattel had the wrong website on their boxes, directing people to porn instead of the official domain for WICKED…
Sounds like a @Humanstein kinda prank.
Wife is having a rough day (one of the best things about our dynamic, we always take turns with our meltdowns), so we’re going exploring.
Last night, I dreamed an entire vampire movie. Beginning, middle, and end, jokes, action sequences, kills, twists… now I’m struggling to remember a third of it. The elevator pitch? FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, but on a cruise ship.