Christ follower. A monster kid from the 80s who still hasn't grown up. Venmo: @backissuebrew

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Joined April 2011
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Sesame Street should give Count von Count friends. Like a werewolf who loves vowels (AAAAAOOOOOUU!) A Mummy who loves rhymes (she likes rap). A Frankenstein who loves colors (Fire- Red, Sky- Blue, Rocko-Grey)
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here’s another halloween movie inspired peanuts mashup i made!
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1296
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𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐔. This Christmas.
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Uh, Five Below has animated Beetlejuice figures…
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The party grows stronger…
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this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons
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watching this debate right now like
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Tapes Go Out Today RT this & Dm your information for a chance at receiving one.
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Ideas are free but seem so expensive if you've never had one.
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Could you narrow it down just a bit more
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what do you call this candy and why are grandmas the only ones who know where to buy it?
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Got this guy in the yard already. HOA be damned.
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Oh baby it’s getting close…
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Every year, critics be saying “horror is back” like it’s a decoration Jason Blum or A24 keep in the stock room and bring it out to display on the sales floor once or twice a year like ok what
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How cool is this ? 😎👍🏻
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I suppose what I’m saying is I don’t really think reading and liking comics makes you thick or “adult issues averse” any more than reading Pynchon or Joyce and watching the news makes you smart and engaged and “grown up”.
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While you're waiting for my next compilation, here's a little gem I discovered on my hard drive today. "WE'RE THE TURTLES! YOU CAN COUNT ON US..." youtube.com/watch?v=ugNUI6rl…