We all know Rihanna is a RHONY stan, my money is on her bringing out @CountessLuann and doing a Money Can’t Buy You Class mashed up with Butch Better Have My Money

My uber driver’s cough is VERY concerning, if this is goodbye just remember me goofy and vicious when it comes to roasting

This feels quite niche, but my crossover drag race and real housewives of London fans: why does Karen look so much like Jaida Essence Hall? I love both so much and I need to see them in the same room!

When does Pam become iconic in true blood? All I’ve ever heard is how sickening she is and I’m up to season four and I’m not gagging. She’s fine, but she does not have the writing to back her up. I know she’s gotta earn this reputation at some point!

DECOY DANNNN

Big JLaw fan here, I think a lot of celebs and politicians should be super embarrassed when one of the most famously unserious actresses can put together a more heartfelt and coherent statement, historically friends with Zionists and still on the right side of history

Musician Boyfriend tore, expected nothing less

Riotfest if I’m honest

No better way to cap off a lonely weekemd than Taking Back Sunday, the Format, & Alanis Morissette in the rain to feel like an sadboi final boss🤣

“I have so much bullshit to get done” * me making an Alison Roman dish after a long day of work

“Your honor, my love don’t cost a thing and I don’t think anything else should either”

Even if they are your best friend, never let them forget their safety is not promised when Victoria Monet is in town 😂

Who just rolls their ankle walking? Someone come over with a shotgun, I just want to talk 🙃

I had more life in the second half of my Saturday than I had in the first six days of my week 😵‍💫 “life comes at you fast” is so real!