@HeftyHaruspex

Let us go wherever the palate leads us: let us hunt and fish sending our slaves with nets and spears through the crowd in the packed Forum.

 Washington, DC
Joined May 2019
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I will do something unforgivable enough to have a sandwich named after me.
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Victorian explorers' clubs debated these fantastic ethnic matchups as funny hypotheticals over pipes and brandy. Now they're happening in places with names like 'Dallas' and 'Nashville', where you buy Zyn and Red Bull.
Gabe's Ghost 🌩️
@phantomdawgOct 20
Dindu vs Hindu for gas station supremacy. There can only be one.
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Zauberer Churl@ZkylockOct 20
#IWillNotWearIt #IFNB
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@HeftyHaruspexOct 20
The archons can’t reach you if you refuse to put on clothes.
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Pat Sajak
@patsajakOct 20
Since my departure from the televised grand spectacle, I have been thoroughly engulfed in an absolute maelstrom of relentless activity. Our peregrinations have ferried us across a multitude of exotic, ultramontane realms, wherein we experienced the profound jubilation of reconvening with long-estranged compatriots. Concurrently, I have surrendered my intellect to the voracious consumption of dense, hermetic tomes, immersing myself in the labyrinthine intricacies of highly recondite and intellectually stimulating subject matters. In a plurality of dimensions, my current state of existential industriousness vastly eclipses any prior epoch of my life. It’s been really cool.
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The archons can’t reach you if you refuse to put on clothes.
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Get a leather diaper. Go into debt if you have to.
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This type of woman invited me to her house where she took off my boots and asked to be put in a dog collar and spanked.
Bold Perceptions Podcast
@bold_perceptionOct 17
The real woke pill is, If you pass the shit tests, These types will unlock / show you the best times in said major LATAM city. Can be very good amigas to the gringo 🫶
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pseudosaxon
@pseudosaxonOct 17
people just want healthcare (to live in a mud hut)
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People just want healthcare (being placed in the Canadian death pod when you sprain your ankle).
pseudosaxon
@pseudosaxonOct 17
people just want healthcare (to live in a mud hut)
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Christmas is right around the corner ;)
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We were saying years ago that robotics would eliminate the need for immigration.
New York Post
@nypostOct 12
Sex pest robot that looks like 'Iron Man' gropes, thrusts into teen girl trib.al/hZU3c22
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Rhodesia
@RhodesiaonsolOct 10
You’ll give me a job?? Dude I’m an aristocrat of the soul you’re supposed to give me money.
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I have a vagina !!!!!
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Absolutely not. Never talk yourself out of posting. The voice talking you out of it is a little man in a beige polo shirt whose crumbling, grey penis has never worked. Do not negotiate with him.
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@XOct 9
post before you talk yourself out of it
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ethan@faustiantulpaOct 9
i like bush more than nirvana
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If an act is too degrading to show, that is an argument against the act, not against showing it. What is done on your behalf should be seen and owned.
Nikki Haley
@NikkiHaleyOct 9
Who still carries out public executions: The Iranian regime The North Korean regime The Taliban in Afghanistan
Al-Shabaab in Somalia That is not the company we want to keep or the country we want to be.
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Not Alcasan@NotAlcasanOct 8
Boomers are complaining about how they are going to afford groceries when we cut off their Social Security when ground beef is $8 per pound. You need to stop eating out. Home cooked meals. You don't need Fancy Feast or Royal Canin. Generic cat food is 24 cans for $21.
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Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like I’m from.
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How I imagine the young child at the factory who adds some extra screws with the flat-pack furniture.
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