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writer + low power mode co-host + ceramicist + gamer. my memoir GHOST GIRL is publishing with Penguin Random House in mid 2027

Joined September 2011
ads on here in 2022: mcrib back for two weeks only ads on here in 2026: does anybody want this diaper fetish furry onesie that showcases your dick and balls for the low low price of $47.95
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no it’s cool i’ll wait 16 hours for this to download. it’s been 13 years what’s another day
GTA 6's download size on PS5 has been revealed to be 210 GB on PS5 Players are already considering clearing up serious storage space ahead of release day
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i know this isn’t the point of the post but the #cheatinghusband hashtag is frying me
Nobody’s talking about Tamra’s playlist with a hidden message on Spotify… wtf #ethanklein #H3H3 #h3 #hilaklein #cheatinghusband #H3PODCAST
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"Whalefall tanked" I liked it "It only made half of its $60M budget" W practical effects "It only screened for like a week" I still saw it more than once "People didn't take it seriously" My friends and I did "The LB average is 3.2" It's 5 stars to me
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For anyone in Santa Barbara tomorrow
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when nathan fielder puts this jacket on u know some shits about to go down
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the other cars around it having legitimately zero visibility
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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we should bring back hashtags for 2027 #weshouldbringbackhashtagsfor2027
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he’s so hot it’s crazy. fuck timothee chalamet
Austin Abrams covers the latest issue of L’Officiel Hommes Magazine. 📷 🔗 lofficielusa.com/film-tv/aus…
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a *prominent* journalist friend of mine with decades of experience is in a very shitty situation at work + desperately seeking employment elsewhere in comms, writing, or social media. health insurance is a requirement. it’s a fucked up situation, pls hmu if you know of anything
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it gets to a point
JUST IN: Trump administration announces Barbera Thornhill has joined the State Department to lead U.S. efforts against human trafficking.
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the concept of 3d printed food brought to you by israel is crazy
JUST IN: 3D-printed salmon is coming to U.S. supermarkets, produced by Israeli food technology company Steakholder Foods.
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My debut book of essays comes out September 2027
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helen retweeted
Blogged about my takes on Gears of War: E-Day, Silver Pines and Ace Combat 8. It's free! come take a read, leave a comment, let's talk games. Gears especially reminds me of a time when the future was happening around us all the time. patreon.com/LowPowerMode/pos…
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Los Angeles you are so fucking beautiful
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what’s she playing
JUST IN: The first request from Christa Pike after waking up from her botched lethal injection was reportedly for her iPad so she could “play games.”
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japan’s doing shit the western mind can’t even conceptualize. i just saw a tiktok where they’re making a new thing they’re calling “thin chocolate.” they’re printing it out like paper
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I'm so proud of you for making it this far
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