parasocial parasite in the pancreas of a doopid girl. I also draw sometimes. banner by @Vtuber_Hachi !
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
It's also not a good idea to bring your 7 month old to a hardcore fest because the little poser couldn't even be able to name a single band or song #larp
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your partner should never be your first priority. your first priority should always be american rock band my chemical romance
One of the old ladies I work with just called my body "tight" ..should I show her how it feels to be loved mexicanly?
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@Vheed44 Why don't you pee in your pants then suck the pee out of the fabric
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Ethan should not even address any of this and just announce a new show co-hosted by Justin Roiland
when customers come up to the bar and show me their ID unprompted but they were born before 1995 like it's okay bro I believe you're old enough
the street fighter movie was good and most bad reviews are from people who don't know how dumb the actual lore is in the games and I will stand by this...... also Cody Rhodes is a great actor
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If you watch all 4 movies to 100% completion you unlock the Yoko Ono Nightmare Mode
Sony is considering releasing all 4 ‘BEATLES’ biopics on the same day in April 2028.
Another idea being considered is offering a 4-pack of tickets to encourage fans to buy tickets to all 4 films at once.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
