@HellbenderSTL

why hello there, old friend, and welcome to this little slice of sarcasm I call life. #MOState #AllForCITY

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Joined January 2009
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MLS needs semi-automated offside.
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ONGODKGSOMFOGGK EL TRAFFICO
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
News to Remember
@allchronology18h
I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Hahahaha lafc insane run and cross to nobody
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Missouri State Football
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wish granted. ⚫️ Black Out | Oct. 27 vs. Sam Houston | 7:00 p.m. #ItTakesUsAll | #NoStateLikeMoState | #WeekdayCUSA
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Aiden (AJ) Eckwood@ajeckwood2813h
After a great conversation with @DLineGURU, I am blessed to receive my first Divison 1 offer from @MoStateFootball #AGTG @jmac___19 @KirkwoodFB @JPRockMO @GSV_STL
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
JP Rock
@JPRockMO12h
Missouri State is the first D1 offer for Kirkwood (MO) 2028 big-time 6’4” 185 S prospect Aiden Ekwood:@ajeckwood28 @MoStateFootball #GoBears
Aiden (AJ) Eckwood@ajeckwood2813h
After a great conversation with @DLineGURU, I am blessed to receive my first Divison 1 offer from @MoStateFootball #AGTG @jmac___19 @KirkwoodFB @JPRockMO @GSV_STL
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
o.o@LanoomAES18h
POLITCAL AD GAMBLING AD POLITICAL AD GAMBLING AD PLEASE USE AI WE'VE INVESTED TOO MUCH MONEY AD POLITICAL AD AI AD GAMBLING AD Jesus fucking CHRIST.
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How is Miami offering STL based dudes before MO State smh.
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And they clapped because the intonation in his voice
GOP Ls
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🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."
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Remove the sand and waves and the ocean is just a C-tier vacation
Savage Duke Dog@SavageDukeDog15h
Now remove the rolling hills and fall foliage and put “The Rock” stadium somewhere in the rural south and it becomes a C-tier stadium.
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Always Race Day
@AlwaysRaceDay14h
The impact for Riley Herbst during that wreck. 🎥 @MrMatthewCFB
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Jacob (Margo’s Dad)@jacobwithaphone15h
Returning to Twitter to RT this:
X - St Louis CITY SC
@stlCITYscOct 22
ST. LOUIS IS YOUR 2026 US OPEN CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Oh it’s okay guys, this random dude said it didn’t happen and we should’ve checked with them first
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Major League Soccer
@MLS16h
Two spots secured. Four more to go. 👀
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
KMOX Sports
@KMOXSports19h
CITY SC Sporting Director tells @Ackerman1120 on KMOX's Sports on a Sunday Morning that goalie Roman Bürki did suffer a concussion on Wednesday during US Open Cup Final and that he is doing better everyday #AllForCITY
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Football Away Days
@FBAwayDaysOct 25
Brighton fan arriving for Liverpool away…
Football Away Days
@FBAwayDaysOct 24
Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow, but I think they beat Brighton… 👊
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Travis Scarangello
@ElChiboOct 24
You're getting blown out. Scrap this 😂
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
Herd Bros
@TheCFBAdvocate22h
College football is better for everyone when more than 10-20 teams matter.
Chris Vannini
@ChrisVanniniOct 25
The scene at New Mexico is electric
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Billy ⚜️ HellbenderSTL retweeted
STL Soccer News
@STLSoccerNews22h
When Tim Parker was here, he was named officially as Vice-Captain. We haven't had one since, but I don't think anyone would object if Timo Baumgartl was named to that position. Hes proven to be everything you want in a leader this season.
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