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I am the second creation of Mama Waita. All else flows from that.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined February 2010
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Today is the last day of ~160 days that I've spent, on & off, at @thenairobihosp over the last 1/4 of a decade...mostly in I.C.U. My body feels AWESOME right now. It's taken >15 surgeons & specialist, hundreds of nurses & medical staff to put humpty dumpty back together again.
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My mum’s land in Karen is being grabbed for ‘them’ to put up a stabex under the guard of the Karen police and dci. Nani anaeza tusaidia jameni? @OkiyaOmtatah @dkmaraga @MarthaKarua @edwinsifuna @JamesKWaNjeri @FaithOdhiambo8 @LawSocietyofKe @DefendersKE
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Herman Waita retweeted
Can you Try this in your country?
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BREAKING: Reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto have been hacked from the world's largest exchange Binance
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Said this 5 years ago...
Pareto rule: 80% of $ moved on M-PESA comes from 20% of users. I'd even hazard a guess - 50% of M-PESA $ is moved by 1% of users If KRA ever linked SIM cards to tax pins & had lifestyle audit algos comparing declared taxable income to $ moved via M-PESA. M-PESA would collapse!
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Herman Waita retweeted
CS Chirchir sets October 30 as new completion date for the Rironi-Naivasha Highway
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There's a term for it - prole drift vt.tiktok.com/ZSgpkoX1K/
Most Kenyans don't understand that a lot of modern fashion trends is really just affluent people cosplaying poverty e.g David Beckham wearing washed out, tattered jeans to look like he's a poor mechanic somewhere. That look doesn't really work if you're actually broke.
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“Proper Britain here we come”
🤖 Made with AI
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I have an Aunt that used to make the most amazing pilau njeri when I was a kid. If you told me she sprinkled cocaine on it, I'd believe it. Always planned to ask her how she made it when I next met her. She passed on last week and, now, I never will. There's a lesson there.
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It's safe to assume that every high-brow media that reports on geopolitics/foreign policy is secretly/indirectly funded by the CIA/U.S. State Dept. Counterbalance by following a citizen journalist in the region of interest. FYI, not a U.S/U.K. 'expat' that 'knows' the region.
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Mvule timber with African Inspired Designs. The Complex is The Angelou - Athena along James Gichuru Road.
Replying to @Gakumo_Migwi
Can you please share with us 🙏🏿
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I got this message from a senior police officer following my request for a statement in the Senate on the welfare of police officers in Kenya. “I have been asking myself: if a DCI office at the sub-county level receives less than KSh 200,000/- in AIE funds over a period of three months, our salaries, fuel, and motor vehicle maintenance then where does the rest of the billions allocated annually to the police service go? This is a genuine question about public finance and resource allocation. Officers on the ground are often expected to deliver results with extremely limited operational funds, yet the police service receives a substantial budget every year. Greater transparency on how these funds are distributed from headquarters to operational units would help build public confidence and improve accountability. Even some sub counties have no vehicles and have as few as four officers and no AIEs.”
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Would be great to have a Kenyan election website like theoelections.com (recommend you visit site on desktop/laptop) Great interface. Only we'd do counties instead of states and polling stations instead of precincts.
We finally have results from 217 counties across Texas. After the first day in early voting, Democratic primary voters hold a D+8.4 point lead over Republicans compared to R+10.9 4 years ago. Similar to the county numbers, this is a 19.3 swing in primary voters.
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China has a machine that automated the laying of SGR tracks. vt.tiktok.com/ZSgHkbuyQ/
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In uni, I used to play tennis with a Malaysian guy that competed against a 12 yr @lleytonhewitt (former no.1) while he (Malaysian guy) was 17 yrs. Tells me he was demolished by the 12 y.o. Hewitt. Yet I have never seen anyone do anything as skillfully as Malaysian played tennis
The difference between an Olympic swimmer and the average person is actually insane 😭
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This is an adult man competing against children in the UK series "Sprint With the Stars." youtube.com/watch?v=83nQyy…
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It puts into perspective the gulf in skill between me and the World no. 1 in tennis. Before that I always assumed it's about 5 or 6 standard deviations away from me in skill/talent. It's more like 45.
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Just worked out that it's cheaper to rent a fully charged eV for the day instead of driving to Thika and back in my own car (Touareg) Even when I include the uber cost to rental place + back home.
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They won't allow any recording, at polling stations, by citizens. They want to stop livestreaming of results. Pretty sure the next law will be to forbid citizens from staying within 100 metres of a polling station after voting + a curfew that mandates everyone stay home after 6
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Herman Waita retweeted
Fellow Kenyans, the Constitution is clear. The electoral system must be “accurate, verifiable, secure, accountable and transparent” No law is superior than our Katiba. I will work with the People’s Coalition for Electoral Reforms @Reforms_Ke to thwart any efforts to return us to the dark era of ECK or the post election violence of 2007/08.
The National Assembly has approved the Elections Amendment Bill 2024, which could scrap mandatory livestreaming of polling station results, raising fresh concerns over transparency ahead of the 2027 General Election. #KTNPrime @TheJesseRogers
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“In late spring 2020, a source I knew to be reliable called me with a story,” writes Matthew Cole. “The Dutch government had hacked into Jared Kushner’s phone and monitored him as he accessed a Dubai-based bank account. What was odd, the source said, was that the money in the account—hundreds of millions of dollars—had come from a bank in Azerbaijan. Most importantly, Kushner appeared to have transferred significant amounts of money from the Dubai account to other individuals, including a warlord, a mercenary and a one-time hit man. The story sounded preposterous, I told my source. And yet. Six months later, I found myself speaking with someone else about the UAE government and their use of mercenaries in conflicts around the Middle East and Africa when I asked, on a whim, whether they knew anything about Kushner and bank transfers from a UAE account. My acquaintance grew quiet. Then they replied, ‘Yes.’” Kushner’s lawyer denied the bank account existed. Read an exclusive excerpt from Cole’s book, ‘Princes and Thieves: Jared Kushner and Mohamed bin Zayed’s Secret Plot to Remake the Middle East’: vanityfair.visitlink.me/Q5_W…
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At the x-ray dept and the waiting room is filled with only boys waiting to be x-rayed. Not one girl. Don't girls break/fracture their limbs? Turns out school holidays are boom time for x-ray depts. Bikes, skateboards, tree climbers, roller blading, football....
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