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Kameaux

@HeyItsKamo

I'm a beer model 😇

 Walmart, USA
Joined June 2009
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The vet told us today that our cat, Bruce, has a small penis
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A person who did a postdoc at a well known Chinese university in the pre-smartphone era had a story that he asked a Chinese colleague to record a message on his phone he could play at restaurants so that they give him vegetarian food. He noticed though that whenver he played...
Prakash Dadlani (@prakdadlani) profile picturePrakash Dadlani
@prakdadlaniNov 12
Being a vegetarian in China is hard. Whenever I visit, options are limited. Fried rice, noodles or a McDonald's burger without the patty. That was pretty much it. But things are changing. More vegetarian restaurants are opening up, I visited one today and the spread was delicious. So many different dishes, all completely vegetarian. It made me realise that as cultures evolve, food habits evolve too. What was once difficult to find is slowly becoming more accessible. And it's nice to see vegetarianism finding its place in a country known for its meat-heavy food culture.
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@YeeezyrihNov 11
Wait I literally called this 😂
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@netflixNov 11
Angie Martinez interviewed Tupac Shakur three months before his death. She’s finally sharing her interview with the world in THE TUPAC TAPES WITH ANGIE MARTINEZ, a four-episode video podcast event, premiering on November 27. Joining her to reflect on Tupac’s life, legacy, and lasting impact are Matt Barnes, Big Boy, Bootleg Kev, Joe Budden, Charlamagne Tha God, DJ Hed, E.D.I. Mean, Erica Ford, Dream Hampton, Lil’ Cease, Monie Love, Ed Lover, Aiyisha T. Obafemi, Wallo, and RZA.
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I photoshopped Ernest as Ebenezer Scrooge for the fun of it. Here are the results.
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crab chain is cold as hell
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@ComplexNov 11
Photographer captures iguana that looks like Godzilla 🦎 📷: @dale_r_morris
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Random text from my wife just now #GTAVI
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🚨 Nick Cousins unfollowed 1 account on Instagram: ❌ jakobchychrun — Jakob Chychrun 🔗 instagram.com/jakobchychrun #GoSensGo #NHL
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The trainer asked me to wait separately while he spoke to the other guys, and then explained to me what an "11" is. Honestly I'd had no idea
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@dpatilNov 10
On honeypots - in my 1st counter-intel training, the briefer looked at all of us and said, “you’re not 10’s. If you’re approached by a 10, remember that you’re not a 10”. Message received.
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One of the hardest hits I’ve ever seen. Kronwall-esque
Gino Hard (@GinoHard_) profile pictureGino Hard
@GinoHard_Nov 11
Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕
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My 5 y/o said she didn’t want to watch The Dark Knight with me because she’s “scared of the creepy clown.” Umm sweetie that “creepy clown” has a name, it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Kirk Cousins going from 4-5 to 6-2 after throwing three interceptions on Sunday
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@Joe_ShmoNov 10
When the CCP discovers that both Sam Altman AND Peter Thiel are gay
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Kyler Murray getting the news he’s the backup with GTA6 dropping next week
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The electric substation hearing a veteran WR with a history of hamstring issues and a past ACL tear is coming to town
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 10
Trade: Colts are sending WR Keenan Allen to the 49ers, per @RapSheet and me.
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mia@droolbabieNov 10
my 3 years sober brother recently said he feels like he’s in time out for the rest of his life
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@asdkfjasdlfjdNov 8
Week 4 no beer. They're lying when they say it gets better
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El playcalling de Joe Brady:
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This is the weirdest and funniest comment I’ve ever heard.
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Josh Allen with amazing eye discipline.
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@MadGlabNov 10
Josh Allen and James Cook each reach 5,000 career rushing yards on the same drive. First QB-RB duo in NFL history to reach 5K as teammates in the same season. How freaking cool.
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Vikings fans: “Kyler Murray sucks. Put Wentz in!” Vikings fans watching Carson Wentz vs the Bills:
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Beane probably gonna say “why would we need anyone else on defense? We held Justin Jefferson and the 6-1 Minnesota Vikings to only 6 points!” And he’ll be right. But also he is wrong #BillsMafia
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