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India is an extremely stressful country to live in! I lived for 37 years outside India in the developed world and came back 10 years ago! If you live in India, escape it! If you are outside India, never come back to it! 1) There is no accountability from the govt or the sarkari babu for the income taxes you pay 2) Your income taxes are being looted with the tax terror attacks 3) Your expenses are up - but the govt refuses to inflation adjust income tax slabs yearly 4) You buy a vehicle you end up paying 50% in taxes and almost 50% in fuel costs and 18% GST on service just to run it - with tolls and pothole roads, and if you’re in accident your pay for repairs apart from the road rage or traffic cop harassment looking for a bribe 5) They are taxing you like Europe but giving your sub Sahara Africa returns 6) Pay Rs 25 lakhs in cancer treatment - with 12% GST on cancer medicine/ blood transfusions and deal with ageist doctors, money grab hospitals, rude nurses and still not be sure if the medicines are fake or genuine! Things go wrong - nobody is accountable 7) Food, water, milk, fruit - can all be contaminated- analogy paneer / washing powder in milk, anyone? 8) Have court cases against builders - they used a new govt policy to cheat you! Get a judgment after 5 years in RERA (should take 60 days) and they don’t or can’t enforce their own judgments - the district administration doesn’t enforce recovery certificates ! Over 3000 pending in Gurugram alone over Rs 700 crores 9) invest in property ? The builder is already thinking of ways to cheat you! Changes your allotment, can delay project indefinitely, can change the CD, and they charge 5-8% in registration for this! Try to reason with them - they can shout at you or even threaten you! 10) invest in India markets? Govt can change policy arbitrarily every year - currency crashes, markets crash, FII run out and you’re left holding the bag! They even take tax on losses with STT 11) Your children are breathing toxic air because of farm fires every November/ December! So what does the govt do? Make your own life miserable by GARP odd/even so you can’t even take them to school in your car. 12) Thinking of a start-up? Get influenced by all the unicorn stories ? Do you know how many failed or are failing because of corruption, incompetence and sarkari processes ? 13) Your parents pass - didn’t update their nominee details because they were nominees for each other ? Get ready for another nightmare with banks and courts! 14) Get income tax notices for something from 5 years ago - you can’t even remember what it was or what was missed during Covid or during deaths in the family - they will keep harassing you! “Where did your earn this interest in your bank from” they ask you! Why do you have accounts in foreign countries ? Sir, NRI for 37 years - all white income! See how much I also invested in India and through bank transfers, and pay in tax. You need to drop everything in your life and answer them - or else!!! you can’t sleep at night - until the next notice arrives! 15) Eating out? Can’t be sure if you will get diarrhoea or typhoid ! Wife in hospital for Typhoid! Come home for 1 hour to freshen up at 10 pm and they move her to ICU when you are not there. Sir -Blood pressure dropped due to blood transfusion! But she was fine? 16) Go to any sarkari office - get treated like dirt! They will work at their own pace - no integrity or shame! Why did you even bother coming? 17) lose your job working in the private sector? Is there safety net for you and your family? 18) Don’t buy gold or invest in $$! But politicians are distributing gold to their voters! If you are a private sector individual in India - leave asap or become corrupt - that’s the lesson! @narendramodi @PMOIndia @FinMinIndia @nsitharaman @indSupremeCourt @MLJ_GoI @MoHUA_India @IncomeTaxIndia @IncomeTaxPayers @MoHFW_INDIA @NRIPulse #NRI #AbolishIncomeTax @RBI @DrSJaishankar @MEAIndia @CivicOp_india @cmohry #Gurugram #Haryana #India
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This is not a good sign for income tax payers - the 2% paying income tax from the private sector
Replying to @narendramodi
@narendramodi ji happy birthday! Meanwhile…. Household debt as a % of GDP 2015 = 33% & 2025 = 45% Household net savings as a % of GDP 2015 = 8% & 2025 = 6.5% #AbolishIncomeTax Indian Stock Market 💩 Indian Currency 💩 FII investors 💩 2% Income tax payers in 💩 But growth of 7.8% for Adani, Ambani, politicians and govt babus with 10x in bribes and freebie class
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#AbolishIncomeTax in India for private sector individuals - salaried, unemployed and retired (no pension)
India's Middle Class growth is absolutely finished 2016-2026 Asset Prices Real Estate - ₹ 3,187/- to ₹8,781 = 2.76X Gold - ₹ 3,577/- to ₹ 12,651/- = 3.53X Silver - ₹ 44,200/- to ₹ 2,02,000/- = 4.57X 2016-2026 Urban Wage Growth Median - ₹ 31,000/- to ₹39,800/- = 1.28X Agricultural - ₹ 9,410/- to ₹13,210/- = 1. 40X Manufacturing - ₹ 26,400/- to ₹36,700 = 1.39X Retail - ₹ 14,100/- to ₹ 23,200/- = 1.65X Govt of India - ₹ 32,250/- to ₹ 73,575/- = 2.30X IT Services = ₹ 34,300/- to ₹ 81,500/- = 2.38X Except for IT and Government Jobs, no other employee from any other sector has managed to keep up with rising asset prices This is known as Middle Class stagnation When Middle Class remain strangled Solution :- More Wages or More Asset price Control especially Real Estate
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As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies ! Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes! Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged ! Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !
#TaxTerrorism &high income taxes will start impacting every asset class! Removal of Indexation was the nail in the coffin.Earlier, people who save on capital gain because of inflation & reinvest the rest! Now you have to invest the entire capital gains to save tax-not sustainable
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Replying to @invest_mutual
No she doesn’t ! She didn’t touch on why India’s stock market is declining at a faster pace! India is a consumer driven market , and foreign investors and domestic investors are not going to invest with income tax risk, currency risk, corruption & incompetence and political risk (soon)! We are still a 60% direct / indirect agricultural market and most infra spending is coming from the govt going to Adani and Ambani - that’s NOT good for double digit growth! If India placed a donkey and a monkey as PM and FM, we would still grow the GDP by 6% pa
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India - her daughter was murdered because she didn’t want to prostitute herself - she wants to know who are the kingpin(s) responsible -
Ankita Bhandari’s mother gets dragged around in humiliation at Rajghat just for asking justice for her dead daughter. She even fainted. Now compare this with Sahil Wakode’s parents.
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Imagine - if there was poll such as this of the 2% Indians from the private sector who pay income tax - the most productive, educated and valuable resource in India who are being tax terror attacked by BJP #AbolishIncomeTax for private sector individuals- Salaried, unemployed, retired (no pension) @narendramodi @PMOIndia @FinMinIndia youtu.be/SO8MwBgliR0?si=MzZ2…
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Airline industry being taxed to death
Cut taxes on Airlines.
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Now your food commodity prices are rising because they are blending your food to make ethanol blended fuel ! Food Inflation - ⬆️ Ethanol Fuel prices- ⬆️ Currency depreciation- ⬇️ Import bills - ⬆️ Make this make sense ! #AbolishIncomeTax
Replying to @Patterns0001
Nearly 30% of India’s corn production is going to Ethanol production now! Earlier - India was a sugar exporter- now it’s a sugar importer - so India has to ban sugar exports ! They moved away from sugar to corn for blending in fuel . Sugar prices also went up! Basically, India is raising food prices so some politicians can make money on ethanol blended fuel ! This is a classic case of cut off one's nose to spite one's face! Only India’s dirty corrupt and incompetent politicians can do this to Indians ! @tehseenp @OGTeamBharat #AbolishIncomeTax
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BJP leaders, cabinet ministers and chief ministers are living in an alternate universe- Modi has surrounded himself with yes men/women and all of them are patting themselves in the back for the job they are (NOT) doing. I hope they learn some hard lessons in State and Loksabha elections I’ve had enough ! #AbolishIncomeTax for private sector individuals- salaried, unemployed and retired (no pension)!
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India is planning to remove LTCG tax for FIIs and keep 12.5% tax for retail investors who have been supporting markets with their SIPs Retail investors are also paying 20% TCS to the government on investments of more than ₹10 lakhs in foreign equities This is a reminder for everyone that the finance lobby doesn't really care about your wealth building and retirement corpus You are allowed to participate in the markets primarily to facilitate tax collection through unethical STT, high STCG, and a racist LTCG soon
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Fake chilli and turmeric
जिसे आप लाल मिर्च और हल्दी पाउडर समझ रहे हैं, वह कपड़े-जूते चमकाने वाले केमिकल हो सकते हैं: 110 रुपए किलो में मिर्ची, हल्दी और धनिया की डील; दैनिक भास्कर ने राजस्थान के पाली में कई मसाला फैक्ट्रियों का इन्वेस्टिगेशन किया तो चौंकाने वाले सच सामने आए #RajasthanNews #HindiNews #Investigation #BhaskarInvestigation #ToxicSpices #Pali dainik.bhaskar.com/4uZPr8kXH…
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Replying to @HeyParth2
#AbolishIncomeTax 1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore 2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation 3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes 4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity
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They want the #Incometax payer base to increase to 5% & above ! It’s 2% now & they have not raised the income tax slabs for 10 years! 5% income tax payers is NOT happening in another 25-50 years if they keep inflation adjusting tax slabs!Time to #AbolishIncomeTax in #India
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#AbolishIncomeTax 1) no income tax for salaried and retired individuals with up to Rs 1 cr income - thereafter 10% for ever crore 2) no LTCG taxes on any asset class equities and properties - inflation destroys all returns in India, while govt has cunningly removed indexation 3) heavy penalties and jail time for govt employees taking bribes 4) no income taxes on Indians who have lived outside India for more than 10 years on their income earned from outside India - let them invest in India instead, If they see opportunity
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As predicted- all asset classes taking a beating under BJParty tax terror attack policies ! Unfortunately, the damage being done by hyper socialist politicians will be long term! They will retired with inflation adjusted salaries , pension and 10x in bribes! Stocks down, real estate down, currency down , inflation & gdp growth figures are fudged ! Time to #AbolishIncomeTax and LTCG tax in all asset classes otherwise it’s over !
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Hit the nail on the head. But the real outrage isn't just the 35% income tax. It's the ZERO return. Look at what the salaried taxpayer gets in return: - 18–28% GST on almost everything purchased with post-tax income. - Private schools and hospitals because public services are poor quality. - RO systems and air purifiers just to access clean water and breathe clean air. - High fuel taxes, plus forced E20 experimentation at the cost of our vehicles. - Toll charges on roads for which we already pay road tax. And who bears this burden? - The same tiny 2% of the population, milked relentlessly from every possible direction. Their money funds government expenditure, subsidies and freebies, yet they are forced to pay again for education, healthcare, clean water, clean air and even basic mobility. Tax us like developed nations. At least give us half the public services of one. The salaried middle class isn't an ATM for governments. Taxation without accountability and meaningful public services is nothing short of exploitation.
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Getting #cancer in India 1) Price gouging corporate lobby 2) 12% GST by government 3) Fake medicines 4) Hospital charges 5) Doctor incentives
Replying to @RemaNagarajan
Heartless people! What are the consequences to them for doing this to us? Nearly Rs 30 lakhs within 8 months for my mother - we tried our best but she didn’t survive! Govt was charging 12% GST for cancer chemo injections They don’t even provide income tax relief during covid when incomes had stopped or declined !
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Replying to @RemaNagarajan
Heartless people! What are the consequences to them for doing this to us? Nearly Rs 30 lakhs within 8 months for my mother - we tried our best but she didn’t survive! Govt was charging 12% GST for cancer chemo injections They don’t even provide income tax relief during covid when incomes had stopped or declined !
Replying to @EconomicTimes
Prices for Blood Cancer/MDS drugs & Govt adds 12% GST!! Venetoclax-Rs 80000,28 tablets Azacytidine injections-Rs 15,000 per cycle Filgrastim Injections- Rs 12000 needed frequently Monthly bill & then add Rs 15000 per 7 day transfusions Treatment for as long as a person lives
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Why I came back?
Replying to @SayantikaSays
Exactly - I came to India after 37 years to be with my aging parents - they passed away within 4 years! teapawt.net/HeyParth2/status/17189…
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Replying to @RajeshwariRW
Health insurance premiums in 2020- Rs 21,868 for Rs 15 lakhs cover - I decreased the cover to Rs 10 lakhs & Premium changed to Rs 35k as I am over 45 with no claims - last year even reduced some benefits - premium went to 40k and this year Rs 47,000 & add on 18% GST @GST_Council and doctors cut-offs are getting worse! Health insurance premium ⬆️ GST ⬆️ Doctors quality ⬇️ Tax loot minister salary and pension - inflation adjusted ⬆️ Income tax slabs not inflation adjusted - income tax paid ⬆️ @careinsuranceIN @nsitharaman @IncomeTaxIndia
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Do you think twice before taking a walk outside your home too? #AbolishIncomeTax
Replying to @hbfetr
Number of indians who died in India because of 1) rabies 18,000 2) road deaths 1,68,000 3) malaria 5000 4) typhoid 40,000 5) flu 1,25,000 6) train deaths 800 7) pothole deaths 2300 8) electrocution 1,25,000 9) TB deaths 2,20,000 10) life expectancy in India 70 years (life expectancy in Europe 82 years) Average income of Indians in America = $151,000 (highest in America) Indians in the UK are the highest with whites and Chinese
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They have not improved any process where the patwari, namandar & counsellor is involved. Have made 2 legal heir certificates with great difficultly. Each of them wants “help”!You can get it done for <Rs1000, but some who don’t know the process are charged Rs 50,000 onwards
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