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Yea, I smoke weed. And sure, I just said “it’s freakin doobie Tuesday” and duh, I’ve never loved myself enough to really connect with someone.
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facebook and instagram are down making it VERY HARD to promote the @HighlyLF show!!!! it is #tomorrow at the #laughfactory in #chicago PLEASE GO, u will have a great time even if u unironically say "blaze it" whenever someone mentions weed
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Last year I texted a guy “Happy International Women’s Day, eat my pussy”, and he DID! Highly recommend
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yes weed is legal here but they do not tell u how to roll a joint and quite frankly everyone knows i am a loser now!
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Threw a blunt at two birds and only hit one but you know what they say two birds one’s stoned
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I couldn’t remember the word “Rapture” so I googled “Jesus sucks up the good guys”
It didn’t work
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Great invention: a harmonica holder but for holding a JUUL while I play Fortnite.













