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Hoochié Captain Official’💦

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🫱🏾‍🫲🏿Content Creator🤌🏾 No link ,No meets ,no hanging out, not even to smoke cause y’all can’t even roll 🙄 My only and official page 🌈$10 dm fee‼️

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Joined April 2018
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Y’all like ?!? Idcccccc I doooooo😌🫡
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𝙱@brooklynxny7h
no shade yall would call men bums for this
Maestra D (@ClassiestQueen) profile pictureMaestra D@ClassiestQueen20h
Yes I’m almost 30 and live with my parents but I’m bill free. I only pay for my cellphone and Lyft to work. I’ll move out when rent is what it was like 7 years ago. I refuse to pay anything over $1200 and even that’s a stretch.
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And when I get My man …I’ll do b/g content again but until then …..
Amber (@aamberb__) profile pictureAmber
@aamberb__5h
Mrs. Officer 🚔👮🏽
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- a lying 🥷 (@5ohfor) profile picture
- a lying 🥷@5ohfor8h
Everybody gangsta on the internet
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Carramello
@_carramello4h
Exactly … we don’t know each other & yet you facilitated a space for ppl to talk shit abt me & that’s some loser shit. Now it’s “jokes” bc I called you out. I can’t believe this is the hill your broke dusty ass wanna die on???????
Chiana 🖤 (@ChianaLoverDoll) profile pictureChiana 🖤@ChianaLoverDoll4h
Replying to @Loscxxo @_carramello
Serious asf like girl we both don’t know each other. I didn’t think it was that serious 😂 I’m big titties with glasses too
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Yall thought money changed ppl ,yall should see how fast I switch up after I get some good head😂
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DammyAyo💕 (@dartgurlie) profile picture
DammyAyo💕
@dartgurlie11h
guess who woke up at the beach today? thats right, the fish. because I’m at work rn.
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Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️ (@Etrouse) profile picture
Joyce, the Last Raikage 🌩️
@Etrouse21h
Kissing and holding hands would be real nice right now man.
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Oluchyy 💙🌹 (@OluchyyRaregem) profile picture
Oluchyy 💙🌹
@OluchyyRaregemOct 29
my kink is being craved and adored obsessively.
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Koda Akan - 3rd Lord Kimyo (@KodaStone_) profile picture
Koda Akan - 3rd Lord Kimyo@KodaStone_22h
A "three five" to y'all is 0.35 of a gram ain't it
ïßµķµñ lyrics 🎧 (@ibukun7070) profile pictureïßµķµñ lyrics 🎧@ibukun7070Oct 26
Weed date >>>>>
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starr (@starrchildx) profile picture
starr
@starrchildxOct 29
what about for the month
𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕚𝔸ℂ 💄💋🖕🏼 (@phreckl3z) profile picture𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕚𝔸ℂ 💄💋🖕🏼
@phreckl3zOct 29
having a man with homegirls not for the week
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As someone who worked for a company yall don’t be reading the “light cleaning “ outlines ……
Certified Situationship Success Coach🧡 (@TheOTAPShow) profile pictureCertified Situationship Success Coach🧡@TheOTAPShowOct 29
I did once and it made me so fucking mad. They dont clean worth a got damn!
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I laugh when yall have the discourse about buying stuff from Amazon cause u don’t buy stuff from Amazon you’re buying it thru Amazon ….but whatever chat
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I like doing stuff solo , I like doing stuff with a partner so ain’t no way u think we not finna be doing stuff when u come over here. We ain’t gotta call it all dates shit we doing shit 😂
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court.@iCourtdotinfoOct 28
LMAOOOOO
Desus MF Nice💯 (@desusnice) profile pictureDesus MF Nice💯
@desusniceOct 27
at halftime when jay z says "clap for a nigga with his rapping ass" and the les twins start twerking >>>>>>>>>>
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Liz🧚
@lizformeeOct 28
I want to love a man without feeling like i have to protect myself from the fact that i love him.
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Ali🌹
@_omalichaaOct 28
me to my man when the alcohol starts hitting
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Damn why yall got that tweet doing numbers? 😭😭😂
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Bammy
@YoushldfwBammyOct 27
I’ll diss u on twitter & txt you i miss you right after never cared.
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The Freight God aka Bucknasty@joebuck125Oct 26
Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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