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Please stop doing the 67 at the shrine.
Children have been doing it lately, causing trouble and trashed the outside of the Shrine.
If you do the 67, and you're annoying the Maiden, you will be beat.
Thank you for your attention.
HowlingTerryDavis Simulator 🐧 retweeted
Hey buddy just to let you know, eGuardian is a platform that allows for the rapid sharing of information between law enforcement agencies, so no one "gets" an eGuardian case, it gets submitted and then goes to either a local police department or local field office, which then takes it from there at their discretion.
Also as a bonus, death threats via electronic communication is a Federal offense, with the biggest hurdle to prosecution often being the identity of the offender and whether they live in the United States or not. If those two conditions are cleared and someone were to submit recordings of someone threatening to kill someone multiple times and saying "You can't escape", that's actually a pretty easy case.
Recently convicted people have gotten about 32 months for just doing it through text, I wonder if a judge would up the sentencing for vocally stating it?
Some jerky then watching old Kenny vs Spenny episodes and cranking it to Kenny's sister tbh.
Replying to @Im_human_too_
Lets say you're on the go and don't have time to cook something up.. what are you going to get..?
I tried to out-pizza the hut and they replaced my skin with lemon peels AAAAAAA (that's me screamin).
I just shit so hard that the splash back aerosolized. Now the whole house smells like a balanced mixture of petrichor and farticles.
I got scoliosis, I got a bad knee, I got botched skin grafts, I got HIV, I got a bullet wound, I got ADHD, I got iridocyclitis, I got warts, I got a lazy eye, I got diahrrea, I got bruised elbow, I got autism, I got ingrown hairs, I got ascites, I got lupus, I got gingivitus, I g
I don't clean up my you-know-what after jerking off. I let everything crust and it eventually peels off like a molting snake.





















