They glow in the dark. Norwood 3.

Joined October 2026
HowlingTerryDavis Simulator 🐧 retweeted
ANNOUNCEMENT Please stop doing the 67 at the shrine. Children have been doing it lately, causing trouble and trashed the outside of the Shrine. If you do the 67, and you're annoying the Maiden, you will be beat. Thank you for your attention.
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HowlingTerryDavis Simulator 🐧 retweeted
Hey buddy just to let you know, eGuardian is a platform that allows for the rapid sharing of information between law enforcement agencies, so no one "gets" an eGuardian case, it gets submitted and then goes to either a local police department or local field office, which then takes it from there at their discretion. Also as a bonus, death threats via electronic communication is a Federal offense, with the biggest hurdle to prosecution often being the identity of the offender and whether they live in the United States or not. If those two conditions are cleared and someone were to submit recordings of someone threatening to kill someone multiple times and saying "You can't escape", that's actually a pretty easy case. Recently convicted people have gotten about 32 months for just doing it through text, I wonder if a judge would up the sentencing for vocally stating it?
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That's AI it's not even the real video. This is the real one:
I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
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HowlingTerryDavis Simulator 🐧 retweeted
It's like when Howling Mutant asked Jake Flores to tell a joke
1shot has a weird compulsion (iykyk) where he can only lie indirectly. Look: Have you ever downloaded child pornography?
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When he did (briefly) come back to comedy it was fucking GOLD. He didn't even attach his name to it. Some of the Plummcorp stuff has permanently altered my vocabulary.
joji really did win bro dodged multiple tactical nukes by just going "yeah the joke ran it's course" and going to make music instead
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Some jerky then watching old Kenny vs Spenny episodes and cranking it to Kenny's sister tbh.
Replying to @Im_human_too_
Lets say you're on the go and don't have time to cook something up.. what are you going to get..?
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.40 Swishers & Welfare
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.38 special needs
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I tried to out-pizza the hut and they replaced my skin with lemon peels AAAAAAA (that's me screamin).
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Oh fuck my iCloud got hacked shit.
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Coffee so black it came with an 96-month payment plan at 32% interest.
Replying to @Im_human_too_
Nigga, I own coffee-so-black.
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If the carpet under my desk could speak.
dude I’m covered in hella goop. I’m gooped up. straight gooping it.
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I just shit so hard that the splash back aerosolized. Now the whole house smells like a balanced mixture of petrichor and farticles.
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HowlingTerryDavis Simulator 🐧 retweeted
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I got scoliosis, I got a bad knee, I got botched skin grafts, I got HIV, I got a bullet wound, I got ADHD, I got iridocyclitis, I got warts, I got a lazy eye, I got diahrrea, I got bruised elbow, I got autism, I got ingrown hairs, I got ascites, I got lupus, I got gingivitus, I g
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Hory mory, I didn't know he ras sick.
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I don't clean up my you-know-what after jerking off. I let everything crust and it eventually peels off like a molting snake.
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For ‘ALIEN 3’ (1992), the effects team created a full-body lifecast of Sigourney Weaver with no internal structure, allowing it to move like a real human body.
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