Hummingbirder 🏈🌰

SO THIS MORNING I went to the Planet Fitness on West 43rd Street (YOU KNOW THE ONE GUYS), AND I WENT TO USE THE SQUAT RACK AND A TRAINER SAID, "You should probably start with body weight." I was shocked, especially since it was below a banner on the wall that said, "JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE! I was LITERALLY SHAKING. Worse, they told me I can't wear overall cutoffs in the steam room, which I wear for a skin condition. IF THIS IS HOW THEY TREAT WORLD CLASS CELEBRITY TALK SHOW HOSTS, IMAGINE HOW THEY WOULD TREAT THE LOWLY NONFAMOUS DIRTBAG LIKE YOU!  Anyway, my driver was really pissed he had to take the EV Benz all the way from Chelsea to Midtown, only to break down in tears after I reported him to ICE in a fit of trauma induced by Planet Fitness! NOW HE HAS TO RETURN TO THE TRINATARIO'S TO SELL METH TO CHILDREN TO PAY FOR HIS LEG LENGTHENING PROCEDURE! I WOULD NOT WISH THIS KIND OF HORROR ON ANY OF MY EXE'S! AND THAT INCLUDES CLIVE OWEN!