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Wife, friend, cat cushion, reader of books, wrangler of people and laws. Darts at Christmas. Vodka martini at all other times. Venturing back onto Twitter.

Deepest, darkest SE London
Joined April 2010
Live NFL is the sports equivalent of The Lord of the Rings (per. @ruffers67, “they go along and have a fight, they go along…”) #stopstart
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Fair play @KayBurley. That is one hell of a question... Strong follow-up as well #GE2017
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that’s a lovely photo! And a great night. Eating fish and scandalising next door table neighbours since 2015™
Replying to @moneykelly @TfL
Can you confirm with Thames Water when they actually plan to start work? And run the 63 as normal until then?
Replying to @moneykelly @TfL
No works and Thames Water site confirms they are not working there at the moment. 63 cancelled for no reason.
Replying to @Hurtlepuss @TfL
TFL can we get an explanation - where are these works on FHR, when do they start and finish pls?
Replying to @TfL
Can you tell us where these works are? Not seeing any and I’ve just walked the length of the road.
Replying to @moneykelly @TfL
Are you sure the works are still on, on Forest Hill Road? Because I’ve just walked the length and nothing.
Replying to @p3parents
So proud of my good friend @iamtuvia and the team @p3parents for launching the #familyislove campaign last night! teapawt.net/p3parents/status/81980…
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I told you, I'm in charge of the vinyl...
Can you explain why the 363 is experiencing delays and frequent route cancellations/change of destination and the 63 isn’t? Tx
Rita's sister had just spent 5 solid hours talking about her new Thermomix.
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What happens when a film title is thought up before the plot... @ East Dulwich instagram.com/p/BGh0ibIuQ4X/
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House cleaning music.... @ East Dulwich instagram.com/p/BGROX-juQ1Y/
The Harrods English Eccentric Garden in full flow... @ RHS Chelsea Flower Show instagram.com/p/BFw-pBjOQ6A/
My favourite garden so far. The St John's Hospice Apothecary Garden... @ RHS Chelsea Flower Show instagram.com/p/BFwsckZOQ8L/
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Good reminder this week for me that music of any kind, done well, is food for the soul. Amazing… instagram.com/p/BFrt3x7OQxI/
Ged's 2016 montage - youtube.com/watch?v=bfIjTXsU… - thanks to all those he stole photos off, mainly Urban Mike, @photodunc & @mynameislaraine
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After two blissfully chilled days, getting back on a plane... @ Orlando International Airport (MCO) instagram.com/p/BCGxrhdOQyJ/