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Hurtlepuss

@Hurtlepuss

Wife, friend, cat cushion, reader of books, wrangler of people and laws. Darts at Christmas. Vodka martini at all other times. Venturing back onto Twitter.

 Deepest, darkest SE London
Joined April 2010
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Fair play @KayBurley. That is one hell of a question... Strong follow-up as well #GE2017
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ruffers67@ruffers6715 Dec 2016
I told you, I'm in charge of the vinyl...
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Ged's 2016 montage - youtube.com/watch?v=bfIjTXsU… - thanks to all those he stole photos off, mainly Urban Mike, @photodunc & @mynameislaraine
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ruffers67@ruffers6723 Jan 2016
This is what lies opposite the toilets opposite stands at #dhfc #fortheavoidanceofdoubt
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If Yorkshire did support cars
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#YouAintNoMuslimBruv trend shows how #London really does #KeepCalmAndCarryOn. Thoughts with the injured this morning
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A snapshot of AFC Croydon Athletic nonleaguesnapshots.co.uk/201… @TheRamsArmy @NonLeagueCrowd @ReviewNonLeague @nonlgelive
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Tom Butler@TomButler10 Nov 2015
Never judge a book by its cover, apart from Brian Blessed's which, going by this, is a masterpiece
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RMW@RhysMurrellW9 Nov 2015
Happy to have joined @DulwichHamletFC permanently, thank you @handyutd for being apart of my journey👍🏾
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Tom Cullen@YesTom7 Nov 2015
4-2 Dulwich Hamlet #dhfc
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Sam Diss@SamDiss6 Nov 2015
NY Times just discovered sausage rolls and are losing their minds. teapawt.net/nytimes/status/6625560…
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@nytimes6 Nov 2015
Like pigs in a blanket, but so much better nyti.ms/1RzgNDc
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Ginger bread Smaug replica.
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Talented Mom Hand Crafts Incredibly Realistic Rocket Raccoon Costume for Her 6-Year Old Son laughingsquid.com/talented-m…
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Possibly my favourite station name
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Harrow horror as Hamlet hurdle into the next round of the FA Trophy - tinyurl.com/puwoy5k
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Today, we're very proud to announce that we have won the 2015 Best in Britain (BIBA) award as the best curry... fb.me/3B8PepQUx
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'Abide with Me'. Rehearsal for Opening of the Garden of Remembrance at 11am @PoppyLegion
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Follow me & RT (till 5Nov) 4 a chance 2 win pair TIX Taste London Winter: Thurs 19Nov(eve) or Fri 20Nov(11-4pm or 5-10pm) #TakeTasteFurther
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Ever thought about who makes the blue plaques? teapawt.net/itsnicethat/status/660…
It's Nice That (@itsnicethat) profile pictureIt's Nice That@itsnicethat1 Nov 2015
Meet the husband and wife who are the makers of London's iconic blue plaques > goo.gl/IYwOHT
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Kids outside Peckham ASDA: "Scuse me boss, my mum needs some fireworks but has to stay at home. Can you go in and get them for us?". Hmmmm
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