@HyperbolicHanma
Joined December 2014
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ana
@cachedepositsOct 25
i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
zam
@zamdotethOct 25
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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themancitylad
@cityzenken_22h
Bro has found an Infinite content Glitch
Eddie
@Eddieug10UgOct 25
Bournemouth handing over Man United to Chelsea 😂.
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octobersrich
@0ctobersrich10h
Naija underground trap music EVERY CITIZEN MUST COLLECT CHICKEN PIE!!
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jill scott heron🪐@stillnotzioraOct 25
4 skirts, 4 hairstyles
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京都デモ情報@demokyotoOct 25
フランスのデモは、日本人の底の浅さを世界中に暴くという副産物をもたらした。これもデモの効果だ。デモの意味を理解できない日本人には、よい薬になっただろう。残念ながら日本人には日本の漫画のメッセージが届かないので、フランス人や他の世界の人々に頑張ってもらうしかない。
Dimitri
@DimitriFaNaOct 25
Alors les nationalistes japonais, un avis sur les milliers de français qui ont manifesté dans les rue hier ? Une partie d'un peuple uni, véritablement unique, pour des revendications concernant l'ensemble des français. Cela vous dépasse probablement. La France restera un peuple révolutionnaire et certains mangas resteront politiques que vous le vouliez ou pas.
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zac@ModernWrighty22h
could’ve made this tweet in 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 AND 2025 😭😭😭
James.
@afcjxmesOct 25
The funniest part about all of this is how confident United fans were coming into this season
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anirudh@AnirruptedMind21h
I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company
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Poncho Gutiérrez
@PonchoGutz14h
El wey que no es "ni izquierda ni derecha" cuando gana la izquierda:
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きいろ🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️@kiiikakuOct 25
ネトウヨがタイプライターを叩き続けても絶対に書けない文章
nv9@usernontrouver9Oct 24
quand tu croises un japonais en randonnée mais tu t’rends compte que ces pieds touchent pas le sol
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ℕ𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕝 🏴‍☠️ 🇵🇸@nnozzell23h
La guerre c'est contre nous petit zizi
kouji 🇯🇵
@yoyonofukuokaOct 25
日本から出てけよ。クソベトナム人。
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annie 🧃@fuyu_cfcOct 25
when your wife the breadwinner of the house
Chelsea FC Women
@ChelseaFCWOct 18
We have NEVER LOST to Tottenham Hotspur. 💯 Nineteen games in all comps. Nineteen wins. 😮‍💨
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Damián (Doormandeado)@eltunasremakeOct 25
"Traducido del japonés" "Traducido del francés"
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one dozen bats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX450015h
Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Cristian Riom
@CristianRiom23h
La importancia del deporte en los jóvenes. #Paris #France #Francia
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jéssica
@jessicasuai15h
VOCÊ NASCEU PRA FRACASSAR @neymarjr
coisas que só acontecem com o Vasco@socomovasco16h
A chance de dar merda era muito grande Ainda bem que apareceu um Neymar Jr. pra se meter E em tudo que o Neymar toca, ele fracassa Obrigado, menino!
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gyselle inácio lula da silva@milkxl15h
Não eleito & Não eleito Jr.
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Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇@GumboGoonOct 25
Man what 😭😭😭😭😭
USE THAT CLAY!@MeatfighterrOct 25
if I had super powers, I would give a nigga roaches but he cant see them or feel them, but everyone else can
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NAVI@kanaviye117h
girl in a wheelchair flirting w me last night talkin bout “you single? i aint tryna roll on nobody toes”
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X2C@SPIRITOFX2COct 24
Situationship dropped another banger
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TMZ
@TMZ20h
Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers tmz.com/2026/10/25/nicki-min…

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers

Nicki Minaj has received some informal nominations to be the next White House Press Secretary ... with 2 staffers glowingly floating her name as a replacement after Katie Zacharia was fired.

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