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Writer, π˜—π˜¦π˜³π˜³π˜Ί π˜‰π˜°π˜Ίπ˜΄. My novel, π˜‰π˜’π˜³π˜£π˜’π˜³π˜Ί 𝘊𝘰𝘒𝘴𝘡, a gangster tale set in late 60s Salford, is available on Amazon. #MUFC. πŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ

The psychedelic coal seam
Joined November 2022
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Hypothetical scenario; For argument sake, let’s say United do get relegated? Turnover collapsed from Β£800m to Β£300m, suddenly Β£78m per year interest payments become a very very serious problem. No Premier League broadcasting revenue, no Champions League money, no tourists just die hards Old Trafford some weeks is half empty, meaning ticket prices drop drastically- coupled with a wage bill approaching Β£6m a week, don’t forget the historic players and manager payments and hundreds of millions in debt still needing servicing. The share price would likely collapse, investors would be dumping stock and the club’s valuation could fall below its liabilities. You’re now looking at a potential negative equity situation, serious cash flow problems and financial regulations becoming increasingly difficult to comply with. That would focus the Glazers’ minds very fucking quickly. Their entire model depends on revenue growth, borrowing and the value of the asset. Take those away and suddenly they’re having to find actual money to keep the thing afloat. And unlike Abramovich or Sheikh Mansour, they haven’t got the personal liquidity to bankroll a league 1 football club let alone one the size of United The Glazers are essentially the American version of that woman at number 7, who owes Klarna Β£2k, has done for six years and keeps taking out another loan to pay the interest. I think the will put the club up for sale again in January… πŸ‘ŠπŸ»
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Oh god, they're really doing it. They're pushing for the return of Ole.
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Tonights tune Tenpole Tudor - Swords of a thousand men. When this song came out in 1981 it was released from their L.P. which literally everyone had bought, not for the music but rather the free T shirt you got with the album. I actually saw Eddie Tenpole perform a few years back at the Leigh folk festival, incredible really a 50 year career on basically this one song and a few other novelty tracks like "wunderbar." He was still as mad as ever bouncing off of walls πŸ˜†
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BBQ is lit. Almost ready to go. Aldi stout poured.
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Y'see this is Richard Arnold telling you loyal fans to go fuck yourselves.
⚠️ Remember the Glazer-Rat philosophy ⚠️ A continually-compelling 'narrative' that drives 'engagement' will always trump success πŸ‘‡
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They will as well, if it saves them a few quid, and we'll have droves of cunts happy as fucking Larry at the prospect.
πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈ | Ole Gunnar SolskjΓ¦r: "I feel that I have something UNFINISHED. "Of course, it would have been GREAT to have the opportunity again." [@tv2sport]
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A lot of people can't wrap their heads around it: THIS is already the new normal. Those above our politicians already know it. They have plans in place to counter any resistance. There'll be shanty towns across England, and our overlords know exactly where they'll pop up.
Get used to this, you will be seeing a lot more migrants like this popping up tents across the UK thanks to Labour. This one in Oldham popped his up on a roundabout!!
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Just dipped a couple of Aldi Jaffa Cakes in tea. Wonderful stuff.
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Glasner will get another job
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Cats laying down with dogs, this is the end-times, my children.
Gerrard and Carragher speak more sense than some of our own legends. When you see Liverpool legends looking gutted what has become of Manchester United then you know the club is completely fucked.
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At least Onana is coming back in the summer
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The commentator on Peacock sounds like the AI Hitler speech translations.
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Booed them last week, and they only played for one half this week, but they get appplauded. Almost every player is sub-standard for United. Club is knackered.
Generous reception for the players after another dreadful display especially that 2nd half. Superb support β€οΈπŸ€πŸ–€
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I gave up two hours edging to photos of Elsie Tanner for this.
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"The lads are hungry"
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Manchester City Football Club?
Who or what was JFK talking about?
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A guy goes into a fancy Seafood restaurant and asks to see the 'live dishes' of the day .. The Waiter leads him over to a large tank , and the man examines the fish .. "I'll have the little green squid - the one in the corner with the hairy lip , please" , says the man .. "O.K." replies the Waiter and calls out "Gervais!!" A little French chef appears with a large knife , the Waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip .. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices the sad look on its face .. Gervais is touched , and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid .. "Not to worry" , says the Waiter , and calls out "Hans!!" , at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen .. "Sir", says the Waiter, "this is Hans , our dishwasher .. Hans , kill that squid ...!" The dishwasher catches the squid , and wielding a huge rolling pin is just about to bludgeon the little green fella with the hairy lip , when it cringes back and gives a little cry .. "I am sorry sir , I just cannot kill the squid .." Hans admits , his lower lip trembling .. "Well sir ," says the Waiter , "it just goes to show .. {wait for it .......} ...that Hans that do dishes , can be soft as Gervais , With mild green , hairy lip squid .."🀣🀣🀣🀣
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"Fucking slaughtered the coconut-juggling cunts."
British lads vs the Brazilians…
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