
Writer, ππ¦π³π³πΊ ππ°πΊπ΄. My novel, ππ’π³π£π’π³πΊ ππ°π’π΄π΅, a gangster tale set in late 60s Salford, is available on Amazon. #MUFC. πΎπͺ
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My Salford gangster novel, "Barbary Coast" is now on Amazon. It's a hardback so you can use it as a step-stool around the home. A cracking read! amazon.co.uk/dp/1915616395
Hypothetical scenario;
For argument sake, letβs say United do get relegated?
Turnover collapsed from Β£800m to Β£300m, suddenly Β£78m per year interest payments become a very very serious problem.
No Premier League broadcasting revenue, no Champions League money, no tourists just die hards Old Trafford some weeks is half empty, meaning ticket prices drop drastically- coupled with a wage bill approaching Β£6m a week, donβt forget the historic players and manager payments and hundreds of millions in debt still needing servicing.
The share price would likely collapse, investors would be dumping stock and the clubβs valuation could fall below its liabilities. Youβre now looking at a potential negative equity situation, serious cash flow problems and financial regulations becoming increasingly difficult to comply with.
That would focus the Glazersβ minds very fucking quickly. Their entire model depends on revenue growth, borrowing and the value of the asset.
Take those away and suddenly theyβre having to find actual money to keep the thing afloat.
And unlike Abramovich or Sheikh Mansour, they havenβt got the personal liquidity to bankroll a league 1 football club let alone one the size of United
The Glazers are essentially the American version of that woman at number 7, who owes Klarna Β£2k, has done for six years and keeps taking out another loan to pay the interest.
I think the will put the club up for sale again in Januaryβ¦ ππ»
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Tonights tune Tenpole Tudor - Swords of a thousand men.
When this song came out in 1981 it was released from their L.P. which literally everyone had bought, not for the music but rather the free T shirt you got with the album.
I actually saw Eddie Tenpole perform a few years back at the Leigh folk festival, incredible really a 50 year career on basically this one song and a few other novelty tracks like "wunderbar." He was still as mad as ever bouncing off of walls π
They will as well, if it saves them a few quid, and we'll have droves of cunts happy as fucking Larry at the prospect.
π¨ποΈ | Ole Gunnar SolskjΓ¦r:
"I feel that I have something UNFINISHED.
"Of course, it would have been GREAT to have the opportunity again."
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A lot of people can't wrap their heads around it: THIS is already the new normal. Those above our politicians already know it. They have plans in place to counter any resistance. There'll be shanty towns across England, and our overlords know exactly where they'll pop up.
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A guy goes into a fancy Seafood restaurant and asks to see the 'live dishes' of the day ..
The Waiter leads him over to a large tank , and the man examines the fish ..
"I'll have the little green squid - the one in the corner with the hairy lip , please" , says the man ..
"O.K." replies the Waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife , the Waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip ..
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices the sad look on its face ..
Gervais is touched , and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid ..
"Not to worry" , says the Waiter , and calls out "Hans!!" , at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen ..
"Sir", says the Waiter, "this is Hans , our dishwasher .. Hans , kill that squid ...!"
The dishwasher catches the squid , and wielding a huge rolling pin is just about to bludgeon the little green fella with the hairy lip , when it cringes back and gives a little cry ..
"I am sorry sir , I just cannot kill the squid .." Hans admits , his lower lip trembling ..
"Well sir ," says the Waiter , "it just goes to show ..
{wait for it .......}
...that Hans that do dishes , can be soft as Gervais , With mild green , hairy lip squid .."π€£π€£π€£π€£





















