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America!
You will be able to order Dutch Barn next week from our website. Do you think this billboard would go down well in the New York subway? I’m trying to bring back good old-fashioned values.
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Good morning and welcome to Tuna Tuesday!
Letting go doesn't mean you've given up. Sometimes it simply means you've decided your heart deserves a little peace.
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If I make Dutch Barn a global brand and sell it for hundreds of millions, I will retire, sleep in till noon, play tennis and slowly give away my money to animal charities. So if you hate my comedy, please buy some, and you’ll never see me again 👍 dutchbarn.com
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Night night sweet dreamies
Healing isn't a straight line, so please be patient with yourself.
Some mornings you'll feel brand new and some evenings back at the start, and that still counts as moving forward.
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Night night sweet dreamies
Be gentle with yourself for the days when simply getting through was all you could manage. Nobody knows the battles you’ve quietly fought or the weight you’ve carried.
Sometimes, just making it through the day is more than enough.
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Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday
Life is too short to dim your light because you fear what others will think.
It's not your job to stop people from misjudging you.
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I’ve been to visit my Grandma & Grandad. It always make them smile when I visit especially my Grandma as she has dementia ❤️❤️❤️
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Mam and Dad are having their annual meet up with friends from up north today and overnight, which means I've got my Brother looking after me. Which in practice, meant going to the club to watch the football and then having curry afterwards. Definitely not bad!
On a serious note, he is really good at all The caring malarkey that needs doing.  to be honest, I could count on one hand the people who I trust to do that stuff, and I don't even think I would need the entirety of the available digits under that restriction. (There are others who could probably manage during the day, but overnight is a different story).
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Combover Caligula spends his life humiliating people over their appearance, calling them ugly, fat and stupid. Meanwhile, he’s hiding a fucking landing strip of a bald spot under that dead ferret on his head.
So whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING RETWEET THIS.
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I’m thinking of moving into motivational speaking and maybe doing one of those trendy podcasts about feelings that say it’s ok to be a bit weird & mental. Sponsored by Dutch Barn obviously.
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Good morning. The air is refreshing. My dog is a good boy.
If you've followed me the past few months, especially the "good morning" posts, you know that I ended many posts with the two words 'FOCUS' and 'PERSPECTIVE.'
That's really all I felt we needed, and all I wanted to convey. Why?
Because I knew Trump was in decline. And I knew he couldn't pivot. And I knew he would try to force-feed a false narrative. And I KNEW he would overreach.
I knew his corruption would rise to the top of voters' lists - I predicted this many times, and it finally did. I knew that the more people saw - and became alarmed at - his corruption, the more would also see his incompetence and ignorance. And I knew his pathology was so rigid, his need to project grandiosity so endless, that his fear of humiliation would consume him.
I knew that despite this, he couldn't shut up or stop or be less of a center of attention. I knew he'd become his own worst enemy and his myth would finally erode.
I also knew the Dems had some TRULY great candidates.
And the GOP was putting forth abusive Max Miller, absent Tom Kean, airhead Darline Graham, and asshole Roger Marshall - who would be THE worst candidate of this cycle, but the moron-in-chief nominated the abomination that is Ken Paxton.
As I saw it, all that was left was our FOCUS and PERSPECTIVE. Our ability to process outrage and anxiety and avoid being distracted and not fall for the authoritarian trickery -- so that we can close the deal.
THIS is the position we wanted to be in. We're there.
Stay focused, keep perspective.
On Tuesday, we close the deal.
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Can’t believe this billboard wasn’t allowed. dutchbarn.com
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Night night sweet dreamies
Some days will leave you feeling a little lost, a little tired, and a little less like yourself.
But please remember, even the stars disappear behind the clouds sometimes. It doesn’t mean they’ve stopped shining.
Neither have you. ❤️
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If you've been following me for a while, you'll know that I usually post animal stuff, but here's some dog treats in a bucket. Happy Halloween anyway 🎃🦇
📸: @RubyHopper
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Happy Halloween to my 13.8 million followers. Remember, there are no such things as ghosts or vampires, but statistically about 150 of you will still die tonight.
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Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day
Somewhere today, someone will make a stranger smile, someone will find the courage to begin again & someone will discover that the world is a little kinder than they thought
Perhaps, without even realising it, that someone will be you
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In ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped as gods. Dennis has not forgotten.
📸: Dennis, owner of @LouiseHowa81118
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I’ve been inspecting the prize for today’s BEST HALLOWEEN COSTUME competition.
And I’m delighted to announce the winner…
THE FC! 🏆
Absolutely terrifying. Frightened the life out of me.
She’s just informed me she’s not wearing a costume.
Awkward. 😳🐾

























