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I am Duncan Smith, i believe our supporters are Conservatives Uniting National Thinking or CUNT's for short. Im a CUNT, are you?.

North West, England
Joined July 2013
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@IDS_not I watched a documentary on the adult film industry yesterday ..if they can't "perform" they say that they can't "get wood" I'd be useless,,I can't even get cardboard
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@IDS_not when I was younger I tried to write my name when peeing in the snow Now I'm older I can add my middle name as well!!
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@IDS_not I couldn't make my appointment at the sperm donor center today So I rang them and said "sorry I can't come"
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@IDS_not Think he needs to change his name ASAP
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The Barber's Guide to Trump:
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Nicely done.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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One of the most jarring things about adulthood is the realization of how many truly incompetent people are in the most important jobs. When I was a kid, I just assumed everyone “important” was smart or they wouldn’t be important. Boy, was that fucking wrong.
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Sent on BlueSky. I’m loving the British sense of humour. When so much is grim. Absolutely nothing can beat it!!!
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🤣🤣🤣
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To save me a journey, do you think it’s a typo? Any locals online to say if this is true or not?
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Tonight England play in the World Cup. And tomorrow the by-election will decide the next British Prime Minister. So at this crucial moment in the nation's history, I have written an open letter to you all, Dear Makerfield: open.substack.com/pub/countb…
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To floating voters in #Makerfield, I say this: firstly congrats on achieving levitation, and more importantly the Conservatives have been polling at 1%. #VoteBinface and we can beat the Tories, pulling off the biggest electoral humiliation since I beat Britain First in 2024!
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Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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@IDS_not Just been to Boots and asked the assistant if they sold Benylin. She said, “For cough?” I said, “Steady on love, I only asked!”
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