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This is Rooibos. He's a firm believer that when life gives you snow and a cone, you should obviously make a snow cone. 14/10
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Me (digging a hole): how's this?
My clone: at least 6 feet deeper
Me: you sure there's treasure?
My Clone: toss me up your keys bud
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Pompey at Pharsalus: “Don’t sweat it, I know some guys in Egypt that’ll help me out.”
Pompey in Egypt:
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Wife told me she'd been "really getting into animal security camera videos" recently and I had her show me one to see what she meant. You'll need sound:
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This is Silo. He’s working on his entrances. They’re a little aggressive at the moment. Still 14/10
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me, to shovel salesman: [at a shovel store] how’s this do with like dirt & stuff?
shovel salesman: i’m not gonna bullshit you it’s pretty good
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Somebody made a zombie movie using only cats and raccoons and I’ll be damned if it doesn’t work
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LAKE 1: I’ll be Lake Michigan
LAKE 2: I’ll be Ontario
LAKE 3: I’ll be Erie
LAKE 4: I’ll be Huron
LAKE 5: (thinking about how much cooler and better he is) you guys are gonna hate me for this
Mangrates @millionthryan
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Murderer murdering me: You’re a comedian? Tell me a joke
Me: If Spiderman became a doctor he’d work for WebMD
[murdering intensifies]
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POLICE: knock knock
DRUG DEALER: who's there
P: weed
DD: weed who
P: we'd like to come in and arrest you
DD: lol good one, come on in
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So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes