I wrote a book where a vampire and a Bigfoot fall in love and fight crime, yet I'm still allowed to teach children in Florida. He/him.
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New concept artwork of Godzilla taking a nap in the Colosseum. #GodzillaXKong
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something funny when shows reference mothra and godzilla is that usually the animators assume they know what godzilla is and draw that, but with mothra they have no fucking clue and they look up a ref, so you end up with a super accurate mothra and a godzilla that looks like this
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Because "we will question the underpinnings of society, undermine and re-establish the world order, grapple with the fear of death and getting older, and maybe overthrow a regime or something IDK curfew's at seven" is the most core audience Barbie energy ever.
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I never thought I’d see the day where video game controllers will include the line “not intended for piloting submersible vehicles” in their instruction manuals.
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Went to an early screening of @Blackening & my god, so damn funny bro. Beginning to end. Very black, very good. I’d prioritize seeing this over The Flash & all the other blockbusters coming out that same weekend (Juneteenth!) Dropping my review closer to that week #TheBlackening
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What if the government seized your house through eminent domain? Could they then grant permission for the vampire to enter?
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See kids? It pays to start a podcast so you can ask actual experts stupid questions about fictional creatures. 😉
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Sir, I did not stand in the back of a theater as an usher in the '80s listening to a bunch of confused children weep while their favorite toys died just for you to get this headline so catastrophically wrong.
Paramount Animation, Hasbro and eOne are teaming on the first-ever animated #Transformers movie, now titled Transformers One #CinemaCon deadline.com/2023/04/transfo…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
An animated Transformers movie came out in 1986
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We review DEATHSTALKER 2! Any similarity to Deathstalker is purely recycled footage. youtube.com/watch?v=mXbnw1gr…
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I respectfully submit we return to the days when book cover illustrations fell into the following categories
🟢 horny for aliens
🔵 horny for dracula
🟠 horny for capes
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My dream is to create a horror movie franchise that has a great first instalment, an even better second, followed by four fun instalments and a couple of questionable ones, just so I can write the 'in space' one.
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I brought a friend to showing at the Egyptian in LA years ago. When it got to the jeep scene, she asked, "Why haven't they shown Jason?"
She didn't know.
I had to make the decision right then.
"You'll see..."
She BOLTED up at the canoe scene - then PUNCHED me HARD in the arm!
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Feeling like some #monster stories? These are the episodes for you! #boogeyman #bigfoot #vampires #zombies #wendigo #werewolves #creepypasta #blackeyedchildren
Featuring: @Manigarm, @RGibsongirl, @IWriteMonsters
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#Mermay day one is fanart of Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire which I have now read three times because I love it so much.
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#InternationalAsexualityDay
I still think this story was what made me start to realize I was on the ace spectrum.
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Maybe we should have just started at the third fact in this kids science book.
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