Ian Snow, dork extraordinaire. I write books you shouldn't read if you're under eighteen. Find my work here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/u2wLTHyfvM

Joined June 2023
If you like steamy... ✅ age gap (all chars. 18+, always) ✅ teacher/professor-student fantasies ✅ romance for men ✅ consensual mind control ✅ holiday tales ...then check out my links and various pseudonyms below!
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"Pound sign" means something entirely different when you're talking to a smut writer.
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When I say I don't want to finish @joelansdale's Petrified Dreams, it's not out of any dislike of the book, but damn, it just hit me I've been reading this series my entire adult life. But it is a typically terrific Hap and Leonard novel, cool and funny all at once.
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Watching Attack the Block tonight and this movie's visuals are still so damn striking.
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In case no one told you this today, your ass is looking mighty chompable.
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It's so good. Why is this so good? Holy shit.
Elmo is dressing as Miranda Priestly from ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA’ for Halloween.
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Humans, on average, have their highest sex drive in the autumn.
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Okay, about to finish the first pass of edits on this collection (it's relatively short at 35k words). I like it quite a bit, and if you liked Christmas in the Sack from me, you will too. It's not *quite* as crass as that one but the second story is definitely of that style.
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Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong retweeted
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This, and being comfortable with someone in silence. Bliss.
When you have nothing to say, but she listens intently anyway.
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Get those fingers ready for a blasting, because it's #RomanceBookBlast time! Today and tomorrow, grab my steamy age gap novella Ms. Perkins for free, and the rest of the series for just a buck! romancebooklovers.com/
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If I had the money I'd love to hire a PA sometime for the specific purpose of going through all my works and creating a spreadsheet of names I've used. I used to keep one but fell out of the habit pretty soon after I started writing.
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Not to spoil things, but the next thing I'm working on will probably involve tiddies somehow, some way.
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Ian Snow, Smut's Dickens of Dong retweeted
You can get the entire trilogy for just $3.98 this week! amazon.com/dp/B0C7NF2V6P?bin…
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Welp, never mind, I finished that Christmas collection today after a nice writing jag. I'll start edits soon. Big Packages, coming soon!
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