Ian Snow, dork extraordinaire. I write books you shouldn't read if you're under eighteen. Find my work here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/u2wLTHyfvM

Joined June 2023
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At the reading last night, I auctioned off my manuscript for the Trans Youth Equality Foundation. The manuscript is gone, but you can still donate. And when I'm past these deadlines I'll set up something like it again. An autographed story for a donation. transyouthequality.org
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Who's in the mood for a spicy mystery? Seductive Suspect, one of my best-selling books, is currently FREE on Kindle! More of an audiobook person? I'll read the whole thing to you for 20% off! Kindle: amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/ Audio: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
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You can get the entire trilogy for just $3.98 this week! amazon.com/dp/B0C7NF2V6P?bin…
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When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you. DANIEL HANDLER
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Compound swearwords, like ‘shitgibbon’, work best when the second word is a two-syllable word where the first syllable is stressed and contains the same vowel as the swearword. This is why ‘cock-womble’ works but ‘dick-womble’ does not.
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🎃 Halloween came early! Don't want to wait for Amazon or Smashwords? You can get your Halloween treat RIGHT NOW on Ream or Patreon! One sexy pussycat. A gladiator with a BIG weapon. And a husband trapped in a T-Rex suit. What could possibly go wrong? 😈 🔥 TWO VERSIONS, SAME MESS! 🔥 🐈‍⬛ Stepmom's Messy Treat: Making Dad a Cuckold on Halloween Available on Ream: reamstories.com/manusdare?st… 🐈‍⬛ Mom's Messy Treat: Cuckolded by My Son's Best Friend Available on Patreon: patreon.com/manusdare/posts/…
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*sounds the FREE SMUT alarm* storykeepr.com/promo/RXBiX2n…
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You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. CS LEWIS (1898-1963)
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This collab with @Void_VA is one of my favorite audios to date. u/fischji wrote a hilarious demoness "Odd Couple" story that was so fun to bring to life. And Void did an amazing job editing it. Enjoy! reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/c…
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A new #erotica story on @literotica Bar Girl It's a 750 word smoky vingrette for Halloween literotica.com/s/bar-girl-2 Maybe a 👻?
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Freebie + Sale! It's almost Scorpio season, so that story is currently FREE on Kindle! Wanna keep plowing through the series? Sagittarius is on sale for $0.99, but only for a limited time! books.thealanden.com/scorpio books.thealanden.com/sagitta…
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Her: "OK I'll go out but I'm not drinking" Also her, two hours later:
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Maybe one day I'll write a crossover with our other favorite hotwife couple and call it Train Hard, Ride Harder, but for now, don't forget to preorder Proposal at the Canyon!
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Three beautiful women. One very busy gardener. 🌹 He's been tending to their FERTILE gardens... and planting his SEED wherever he can. 😈 THE GARDENER'S HAREM brings the entire steamy series together in one complete omnibus! 🌹 Preorder now: amazon.com/dp/B0HMSKH4V9
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No, YOU are the one with boogers for lips.
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The ebook of my cyberpunk novel, Metrophage, is on sale in all formats for $1.99. What better time to dive into a techno dystopia? (Possibly USA only)
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