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Siman 💬

@ImSimplySimon

I'm the kind of guy that if I look at a bottle & it says concentrate.. I stare at it for hours. he/they/him

 Wales, United Kingdom
Joined March 2009
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some Irish primary school kids made a tune and there is zero legitimate reason for it to go this hard holy shit
RTÉ (@rte) profile pictureRTÉ@rte16 May 2024
✨🎵 “I searched for my spark and I found it” ✨🎵 Cruinniú na nÓg, Europe’s only national free day of creativity for young people is back, with over 1,000 free activities, taking place on Saturday, June 15. 🎉 #CruinniuNaNog - an initiative of @creativeirl, supported by @rte
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Barto@bartonovopolis21 Oct 2023
THIS GAME GOES SO HARD
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When you’re a goalkeeper... and an only child... in self isolation... and trying to keep up with your training... 😂😂came up with this himself! I’m so impressed. #coronavirus #StayHomeStaySafe
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This is a very, very important point It explains why the Sun is concentrating on a story of very little significance to our lives, thus distracting its readers from the real possibility that Boris Johnson is deliberately trying to destroy evidence of his criminality
RS Archer (@archer_rs) profile pictureRS Archer@archer_rs11 Jul 2023
Looks like the BBC Presenter story did what was intended and drove off the front page the fact Johnson failed to hand over his notebooks and phones as required by law. No doubt Murdoch will be calling in that favour very soon.
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Caroline Flack committed suicide, Huw Edwards in an mental health hospital. How many stories does it take for The Sun to be reigned in?
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The Sun needs to be burned to the ground. They are (and have always been) absolute fucking scumbags.
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I’m at the age now where if something awful happened to me… I’m more upset about the news article printing my actual age than I am about whatever awful thing could have happened to me
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It's NOT talking trash about your parents, or anyone else in your past, to realistically explore how their behavior impacted you. In trauma recovery we DON'T invent scapegoats or toss around blame for the hell of it. We DO get real about what happened & what the fallout was.
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Oh fuck off.
Jake Nolen (@jakenolen) profile pictureJake Nolen@jakenolen16 Jun 2023
Tim Curry is trending. While it’s awesome that he’s not dead, people should know he isn’t doing well either…
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Replying to @andreajenkyns
An open letter to Andrea Jenkyns on behalf of Britain.
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Buying a water chiller/boiler, lazy rating: 5/10 Buying a Dolce Gusto machine, lazy rating: 7/10 Modifying them both to run off mains water supply, lazy rating: 10/10 Any chance of an official modification @DolceGustoUK? A £10 valve, £3 in parts... never have to refill again :)
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Replying to @NoContextBrits
Nah this the one
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This advert has lived in my head for about 15 years.
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✅ Halve inflation [we increased] ✅ Grow the economy [we blew] ✅ Reduce the debt [we increased] ✅ Cut hospital waiting lists [we increased] ✅ Stop the boats. [screw you human, lots of love, fellow human] Fixed that for you Greg.
Sir Greg Hands (@GregHands) profile pictureSir Greg Hands@GregHands9 May 2023
New artwork in CCHQ! Our 5 priorities! ✅ Halve inflation ✅ Grow the economy ✅ Reduce the debt ✅ Cut hospital waiting lists ✅ Stop the boats.
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk8 May 2023
We’re purging accounts that have had no activity at all for several years, so you will probably see follower count drop
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I'm getting super nervous now! Today is the day! The #biggest #stream I've ever done! The #Giveaway is set up. The #commands are set up. The #sounds are ready. #DeadIsland2 is downloaded and ready to go. The #camera is sitting pretty in the right spot. See you there! 🔥💚
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RIP one of the very best
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What a perfect visual metaphor for everything Elon Musk does #SpaceX
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Does it get more incriminating than this? Watch …and remember that Sunak’s wife is a shareholder in one of those private childcare agencies.
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Dear Everyone. These are not vermin, they are beautiful, intelligent curious creatures. They are wild and free, so they don’t belong to me. But my heart belongs to them. Another generation brought up happy & healthy 🥰💚🦊
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