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Joined November 2013
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Some of you don't even question why you have the arbitrary standards that you do and let it keep you miserable anyway
matched w someone who was 5'6 on tinder bc he was cute so i asked if he rlly was that short and he was like you want someone 6 foot then said "you're missing out" so i said "missing out on what? you not being able to reach the top shelf at the grocery store?"
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Never forget (bc I low key did)
Erika Kirk is Arab-American, but posted this today:
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Indeed there are many such cases.
It's not complicated: Mehdi is an ethnic chauvinist whose relationship to liberalism is purely instrumental. Many such cases.
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This you?
How am I as a Jewish Canadian responsible for Israel’s self defence war in Gaza but Muslims in Canada aren’t responsible for the 50,000+ Islamic terrorist attacks across the globe since September 11, 2001?
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conservative “man” calling themself Bug and making a gofundme to avoid getting a real job. you are nonbinary.
My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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A totally normal post from the woman who continues to crash her career into a wall, reverse and do it again just to make sure it's definitely dead this time.
I’m going to chime in on the conversation about ugliness and degeneracy in art. The relentless nihilism and puerile fascinations in contemporary art keep sending the same message: give up, there’s no beauty, nothing to live for. I find it deeply depressing. We seem to be elevating artists who lack the talent to achieve transcendence. Unable to produce or understand it, their work becomes a resentful rejection: “If I can’t have it, then nobody can.” I’m tired of these mediocre deviants sucking up all the oxygen in our culture. It’s everywhere and utterly mundane. It lacks the excitement of breaking taboos because it doesn’t; it plays to permissible, even approved ideas. None of it is new, and it certainly isn’t dangerous anymore. It pays to be unoriginal and unable to access the talent that comes with ability to focus, critical thinking and sensitivity to beauty. I know this because I lived with Simon Henwood, an artist who doggedly pursued transcendence. Early success with his giant gouache-on-paper pictures of teenagers wasn’t enough, so he taught himself to paint with oils. The painstaking process of building layer upon layer of translucent colour creates pictures of multi-dimensional space and form that simply can’t be reproduced in print, much less with AI. You need to stand in front of the painting; you may not understand why it affects you, but it will. He found such work difficult to push into the art scene because he didn’t have a story, a why, or a cynical bone in his body. He ended up as creative director for Kanye West, then Rihanna and Alicia Keys. He should have been at home in the attic working on his paintings, but he was thrown into a world of bullshit he simply could not handle, and the stress killed him. He was an oddball, and his favourite thing as a kid was his Golliwogs. He collected all the Robertson’s Jam gollies and had a cuddly toy which was his favourite. I still have these objects. I also have a giant and very affectionate portrait of a golly that I have to hang in a shady upstairs landing, lest it be seen by visitors. A glimpse of this oil painting on one of my Instagram reels is regularly brought up as evidence of my “fascist leanings” or whatever. Even if I didn’t like the painting (I do), what am I supposed to do with it? Destroy it? The man is dead and won’t be painting anymore. Of course a naked white woman on her knees with bruises, blood and excrement around her arse is institutionally approved and breaks no boundaries, but Simon’s happy golly with its hand hovering over its crotch is totally taboo. Taboo still exists. It’s taboo to be Christian, to be conservative; contemporary art won’t touch a great many things for fear of cancellation. So no, I don’t buy that this is brave or interesting. I know exactly what’s unacceptable in the arts. I’ve paid my own price for believing in biological reality, another huge taboo. I’m now very much an outsider myself. I think it’s perfectly descriptive to call these people regime artists, and the regime wants degeneracy and hopelessness. Why is another question entirely, but I doubt it has to do with art.
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My dear friends and fellow radicals, the day finally came where I'm genuinely in need of one of these. I aimed for the least amount to get us over the hump. Any help would be appreciated, especially in sharing this. Pray much and suffer well 💪⚜️ gofund.me/56f2dcd37
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30 Rock never should have gone off the air. Ever since it ended it’s like we shut off the ghost containment grid in Ghostbusters and all the fake movies that were previously trapped in fiction are now flying around in the real world.
First clip from the Jimmy Stewart biopic ‘JIMMY’, starring KJ Apa. The film follows Jimmy Stewart during his journey serving in World War II and how ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ saved him after the war. Now playing in theaters.
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some more Annautuq lore, here he is with the wildlife research intern Violet who found him between two dead walruses she walked him half a mile to an abandoned building where she protected him from polar bears and looked after him for 4 DAYS!!! he is named after her father <3
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only israelis will say there’s no famine in gaza while simultaneously bragging about how they destroyed gaza's water infrastructure
Yes. We know it's raining in Gaza. It's also raining in Israel. Difference is, in Israel we have the infrastructure to handle rain because we didn't start a stupid war and then lose the stupid war. Cry more.
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BREAKING: CNN reports that UFC's Dana White has declined President Trump’s offer to become the White House Press Secretary
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lmao
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Hasbaristas love doing the trick where they say one thing in English and then use their super secret code language (Hebrew) when they want to speak at least somewhat more truthfully. But Noa Tishby has elevated it to an art form. English: Do not worry! People barely even thought about Israel when they voted. Look at this incredible data I found that shows this. Carry on. It’s all fine. Hebrew: ISRAEL WAS ABSOLUTELY A HUGE ISSUE. FOR BOTH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS. HOLY SH*T. WE F*CKED UP. STOP PROVING EL-SAYED RIGHT. The whole 7,000 shekel payment thing is funny but it is also a fundamental misunderstanding of what Hasbara has become. Noa Tishby does not make her fortune by telling people to love Israel. She makes her fortune by telling people who already love Israel exactly what they want to hear. And they do not want to hear that not only were these elections a referendum on Israel - the referendum was justified. So she said it in Hebrew, and only in Hebrew.
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Friendships look a bit different here ♥️ At face value, a hippo and an elephant might not have much in common – but no one’s told Bumpy and Wangalla! The adorable pair have fallen trunk over tail for each other. Both are orphans, and two of our youngest rescues at that. They will grow up step in step at our Kaluku Unit, until they are ready to reclaim their places in the wild. Find out how you can adopt orphaned animals like Bumpy and Wangalla for yourself or as a gift: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/o…
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White people will toss a bunch of trash in the woods and call it "building a farm"
Replying to @Domenic_Toronto
Nah. I'm busy building a farm and feeding my family and community 👍
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Jordan retweeted
Me when I eat sand
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I was gonna say it was maybe a poor choice to pick the one where he looks like Nosferatu but I think he always looks like that
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BAP TURNS on Captive Dreamer and Fugitive Caesar for singlehandedly losing the midterms 😭 Costin Alamariu begins the night of the long foreheads to purge the FYP right who stole his throne
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Jewish voters: 60% backed El-Sayed 80% say Israel’s actions in Palestine increase antisemitism Mamdani more popular than Trump, Republicans, Democrats, Netanyahu Only 24% backed Republicans Yet it's El-Sayed & Mamdani whom the media press on Jewish safety.zeteo.com/p/the-inconvenient…
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