@Imranicus

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 South West, England
mstdn.social/@Imranicus
Joined October 2019
  • Tweets61.7K
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  • Followers35.1K
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Is this a parody account? – at Catbrain, England
IslamophobiaUK
@uk_islamophobia4h
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ImranBristol retweeted
The_Real_Bale
@Davebale1h
Love it when Elon gets owned
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This is probably a guy Fred just tweeting nonsense to wind people up. – at Catbrain, England
Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@Jenny_1884Oct 20
A friend of my daughter had a letter sent out to all the parents to say that one of the pupils in their school now identifies as a Squirrel. Why are schools encouraging this nonsense? Back in our day you’d have been sectioned for something like this.
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Try and keep up with this anecdote from 1985 🙃 – at Catbrain, England
David Vance
@DavidVanceOct 20
Replying to @DrMarianaClaire
In 1985, the artist known then as Elvis Costello changed his name by deed poll to Declan Patrick MacManus. The BBC and other media still refer to him as Elvis Costello. Try and keep up.
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Jim Nauseum 2.0@jim_nauseum2Oct 20
🤣🤣🤣 Hope this will do?! 🙈
Pratab Ali@pratab_aOct 20
Replying to @jim_nauseum2
@jim_nauseum2 I look forward to your version 🤣
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Jim Nauseum 2.0@jim_nauseum2Oct 18
Martin Daubney saluting stuff: Pt.3.
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The replies: – at Catbrain, England
Simon Harris
@SimonHarrisMBDOct 17
I just went into this corner shop and asked if they had any poppies and the shopkeeper wouldn’t even answer me he just kept saying something in foreign it sounded like ‘ah-fah-fah-fah-fah’ or something I just stormed out DONT GIVE THEM ANY OF YOUR MONEY there a disgrace 😡
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What are the odds the Defence Minister of Pakistan deletes this tweet when he eventually wakes up tomorrow.
Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif Watch 😊 (Ai slop creation of Marilyn Monroe) Olivia emi @emmii 67.17h Eagle Eyes Only... Can you spot the one thing that doesn't belong in 1956? VALET

ALT Khawaja M. Asif @KhawajaMAsif Watch 😊 (Ai slop creation of Marilyn Monroe) Olivia emi @emmii 67.17h Eagle Eyes Only... Can you spot the one thing that doesn't belong in 1956? VALET

Khawaja M. Asif
@KhawajaMAsifOct 13
Watch😊
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Interesting that he seems to think Mehdi Hasan is Pakistani when his parents are from southern India – at Catbrain, England
(((Dan Hodges)))
@DPJHodgesOct 11
So as I asked before, is the Islamic Republic of Pakistan an Ethno-Nationalist state. Can we expect to see you campaigning against Pakistan’s existence.
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Why does his shadow make it look like he has hobgoblin ears.
Mukhtar
@I_amMukhtarOct 9
Look at the Restore guy’s face. He’s absolutely fuming.
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Ironically Zia Yusuf probably helped her win with the way he targeted her. – at Catbrain, England
🇬🇧King 🇬🇧
@King0243_PJCOct 9
2 September: Zia Yusuf launches Reform in Holborn by pointing at a Somali-born woman and asking “do you understand what’s happening?” 9 October: she wins. Reform finish fourth. London understood perfectly.
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Tricia Day@day156324Oct 9
Replying to @Gypsypup13
Blocked her ages ago, if you scroll through her account she NEVER posts anything nice, normal, funny its wall to wall abject misery. She needs mental help
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Happy birthday to Gerry Adams. 78 today!
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Suella Braverman also paid the electric bill of her "immigrant family" on expenses when she stayed with her parents. Braverman also went to private school with at least half her fees paid for by public money. A family too proud for benefits 🙃 – at Catbrain, England
BladeoftheSun@BladeoftheSOct 5
Suella Braverman too proud for benefits... Went to university for free Studied in Europe using the heavily subsidised Erasmus program Claimed ALL her rent, energy, council tax bills for at least 5 years Millions of pounds in expenses claims She just doesn't call them benefits
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Replying to @I_amMukhtar
he did the thing
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In real life she's only managed to successfully lighten her hair.
dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠
@dave43lawOct 3
The book cover xersus Thursday night Was she unwell for the book photo shoot - looks quite pale
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Whenever you see the words "by Suella Braverman's logic" you can discount the rest of the sentence.
Damian Low
@DamianLow3Oct 2
So by Suella Braverman’s logic, Ian Wright, Bukayo Saka, Stormzy and Idris Elba are all not English. 🤨🤨
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Using Japan as an example is dumb - if she was born in Japan and had Japanese nationality she would be considered Japanese. It would be on her passport for instance while her UK passport would say she's British (which is how she defines herself) #SuellaBraverman
Coffee House
@SpecCoffeeHouseOct 2
'If I was born in Japan I couldn't call myself Japanese.' Suella Braverman tells Tim Shipman that the 'dogma of multiculturalism' is eroding the sense of Englishness, which in turn is having a bad effect on how Britishness is defined. @SuellaBraverman | @ShippersUnbound
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Well nothing contradictory at all about this 🙃 – at Catbrain, England
Man at C&A@BeardedBrownMa1Sep 30
Well. A whole lot of fuckwitted contradictions going on here. Where does one even start ☹️
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Must not ... share this apology ... – at Catbrain, England
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiSep 11
The billionaire owned media would hate for you to share this apology....
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