@IntellectTakes

A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).

 America obviously
Joined February 2023
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"I can't tell if this page is satire or not" โ€“ the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not
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Average left wing person with g*nders! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
wiivใƒ„๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ|13โญ๐ŸŸฅ@wiivblo12h
was watching a funny reel and drooled all over myself while laughnig
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Nobody even cares about the real me ๐Ÿ˜’
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@IntellectTakes12h
My neighbor, Bob, just gave me a box of homemade cookies! I'm beginning to think he might not just be a neighbor, but perhaps... a friend? ๐Ÿ˜… I've never had one of those! ๐Ÿ˜… Plus, he is VERY attractive for a man! ๐Ÿ˜… If I was homosexual, I might've kissed him! But I am NOT! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Shelley Zedkat (no slots atm@shelley_zedkat12h
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My neighbor, Bob, just gave me a box of homemade cookies! I'm beginning to think he might not just be a neighbor, but perhaps... a friend? ๐Ÿ˜… I've never had one of those! ๐Ÿ˜… Plus, he is VERY attractive for a man! ๐Ÿ˜… If I was homosexual, I might've kissed him! But I am NOT! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. Weโ€™re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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samulige@altuligeOct 25
low key fell off
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What on Earth?? ๐Ÿ˜จ That's COMMUNISM! ๐Ÿ˜จ I don't believe this nonsense! ๐Ÿ˜จ
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What is this ridiculous nonsense? ๐Ÿค” And why can't I interact with this xeet?? ๐Ÿค”
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Folks, all the beautiful w*men have disappeared from my timeline... ๐Ÿ˜” What a terrible time to be alive... ๐Ÿ˜” At least I still have Donald... ๐Ÿ˜…
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Wow! I can't believe they made a movie about Kamala Harris! ๐Ÿคฃ
Tiffany
@Tiffi_LiebeOct 22
Hitler is back in the modern worldโ€ฆ and things get WILD. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Hello folks, I'm seeing that nobody is liking this xeet! ๐Ÿ˜… Maybe you are just a bit nervous! ๐Ÿ˜… But that's okay! ๐Ÿ˜… You can like it if you want! ๐Ÿ˜…
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@IntellectTakesOct 23
This 66 year old Republican still does patriotism the old fashioned way ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
Roger Marshall pathetically drops a "Barack HUSSEIN Obama"
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Is this the sort of thing liberals are eating these days?? ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข REVOLTING! I would NEVER eat this! You should be eating NORMAL American foods like Hamburger, French Fry, Hot Dog, Pizza, Bagel, and Pancake (which were ALL invented right here in America!) ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
.@playboicurrryyOct 24
dis mf done lost his damn mind
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๐ŸšจBREAKING๐Ÿšจ: Barack WHOSAYIN' Obama has been named the most WOKE U.S. president in history, according to a They/Them poll! ๐Ÿคฃ Do you agree with this ranking? ๐Ÿคฃ Yes or No? ๐Ÿคฃ
Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!'
@Damaan4u33Oct 24
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING ๐Ÿšจ: Barack Obama has been named the most admired U.S. president in history, according to a CNN/SSRS poll. Do you agree with this ranking? YES or NO?
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Sรฉamus Malekafzali
@Seamus_MalekOct 23
Okay I will allow it just this once
Sรฉamus Malekafzali
@Seamus_Malek14 Nov 2024
i really would like to never hear about ethan klein ever again in any context if at all possible
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๐™@UltimateBoricuaOct 23
Going to Israel to heal from your husband's infidelity is hilarious
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Oh my God... ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด I'm not sure I'm allowed to say what I'd do without getting banned! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด
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@BattleByrdOct 23
What are you doing in this situation?
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Is this that strange animated w*man that @henry5839201746 is obsessed with? ๐Ÿค” I'm not sure I see the appeal! ๐Ÿค” But then again, I prefer real life w*men! ๐Ÿ˜… Like Riley Gaines. Or uh... Hunting Schafer or whatever her name is! ๐Ÿ˜…
Zappyzโšข๐ŸŽƒ@Zappyz_Oct 23
Doodle. Sayori ddlc is basically my muse.
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This 66 year old Republican still does patriotism the old fashioned way ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
Roger Marshall pathetically drops a "Barack HUSSEIN Obama"
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