A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).

America obviously
Joined February 2023
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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low key fell off
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This 66 year old Republican still does patriotism the old fashioned way 💪🇺🇲
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Roger Marshall pathetically drops a "Barack HUSSEIN Obama"
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oomf role call
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Okay I will allow it just this once
i really would like to never hear about ethan klein ever again in any context if at all possible
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Going to Israel to heal from your husband's infidelity is hilarious
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Instead of gatekeeping animes you shouldve been gatekeeping your wife's pussy
So I started to trend because of me talking about the Shota in the recent Cyberpunk anime. Causing 1000s of people to announce they will not be watching the anime because of me I'm an effective gatekeeper that is saving anime. youtu.be/TMJIa6MqPIo
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Manager Jacob (homosexual) was sent home after clocking in on time for his 8am shift today. Our employees rely on Jacob being at least 2 hours late every morning, and his punctuality threw off the natural rhythm of the store. Employees had already begun complaining and mentally preparing themselves to cover his shift when Jacob appeared at 7:55am, causing Cashier Belinda to become visibly ill. We later realized Jacob was actually 23 hours and 55 minutes late for yesterdays shift instead and allowed him to return to work. – at Monterey, TN
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scientists reveal the High
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This is getting out of hand. There are simply TOO MANY gorgeous women on my feed! 😲 Thank the Lord I'm not gay! Cause... wow! 😍 If there were men who looked like this... well, let's just say it's a good thing there aren't any! 😅
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Is it just me or was adding Tung Tung to Fortnite a TERRIBLE idea? Like yessssss let's add the guy who cuts holes in people, eats their pickle, and makes a house inside them to live in! Is that not problematic????? Hello??????
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This is how a REAL nigga begins their workday! #RealNigga #EarlyBirdGetMyWorm #TwinTowers
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im geeked i did this while sick instead of comms
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i was bored in class and i looked over and 2 guys were writing down every word they knew for penis and it spanned half a page
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Pansexuals be like “I’m attracted to all genders!” Without realizing that includes Proshipper gender.
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Replying to @xekinise_
Oof. Hey Zomboss, that's a nasty fart you've got there. Phew! 🤢
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