Invictus | 👴 | Vtuber ojisan

I have a full reference sheet now, but kept forgetting to post it. Here it is, and thanks to @usu4u!

being an adult sucks balls because you get a big raise and your first thought is "I suppose I should really be putting more in my Roth" instead of buying a Corvette

>open portfolio >more red than a Soviet parade thanks market, very cool

where were you when php was kill?

that patron? me. one of my favorite requests, go throw money at User if you haven't

tragically realizing that I own 6 large mousepads and not a single one of them is sufficiently sfw for me to bring in so I have to buy a boring one if you're a vtuber making mousepad merch, please consider a design that wouldn't get my ass reported to HR immediately

damn, ok then

Usually yes but I nearly failed out of college freshman year because I was obsessed with the Long War mod for XCOM Enemy Unknown Also, though I thankfully never got bitten myself, League exists

God's gift to mankind is in fact good for you, news at 11 gonna go put another pot on

I'm not sure when exactly but already purchased and I will find time to stream this

my time has come

It was not

the gamba queen overrode my luck with hers lmao I kneel

It's a running joke that I'm jinxed with lotteries, gacha, raffles, anything with random drawings but this time, please, let it be different

9/11 is my earliest vivid memory I can still see the rest of my elementary school all herded into the cafeteria, with the teachers trying to figure out how to break the news to us some of my classmates parents never made it home We must never forget.

this is great advice. not gonna lie though, it feels like absolute shit to constantly hear "wow your voice doesn't match your model" or "why do you sound so nasal" dudes don't just go as deep as they can for no reason, they do it because people shit on you if you don't

"Where have you been, Vic? You haven't been streaming or even posting much." I'm tired, man.

Trying to keep my professional engineer face on while discussing an oversized hardened pin deforming a hole in a soft material is killing me dude HR would have my ass but I need to joke about this

the principle of the conservation of horns means that by removing her horns, she makes the artist hornier 1000 IQ move

pro tip just because something ought to be made of borosilicate glass, that doesn't mean it is finished a scented candle and the plate that came with it exploded 0/10 would not recommend

idk how to feel about having the lowest friendliness score of any vtuber I've seen take this Do I really come off as that cold?