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Day #1 of tagging @marksandspencer until they either give me a Β£0.01 discount or block me.
Day #5 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
Day #4 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
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I'm an ex-bus driver and can say that I've had this happen to me mamy times. When we have long layover times, we use this as our breaks which we are *REQUIRED* to take!
As soon as we let someone board, we are responsible for them and their safety which means we are working again
If on the other hand @WestMidRailway the driver can open the doors then I find it a little insensitive, and a big lack of customer service, for him to sit in the carriage gazing at his phone for 15 minutes while we stood outside freezing - any comment?
Day #4 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
Day #3 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
π¨ NEW: Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from speaking to other people entirely under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its invasive as fuck "safety" policies.
Reports confirm a "15 word per day" limit may be implemented for all social interactions.
If you need to rely on the threat of eternal damnation for you to be a good person, then you're not a good person.
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Day #3 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
Day #2 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
I'm pretty woke and I'm all for supporting Sikhs because of the wonderful things they do such as opening their doors to feed homeless and helping local charities...
But this is just disgusting from the Scottish gov. to post this at 11am and have no post for Rememberance Sunday
I've decided to befriend the entire nation of Poland.
On a completely separate and unrelated note, I will be going to war against Bulgaria.
That is the end of the announcement, thank you for listening.
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Nobody is allowed to laugh at Hitler's death as he was a political figure! Jokes about Hitler are not entertainment. The self-destruction of a human life being used as a punchl- oh I cant be bothered anymore. Fuck off π
To see leftist podcasters, comedians, and commentators laugh about political assassination as though itβs entertainment and the destruction of a human life is a punchline, is beyond disgusting.
My husband, Charlie Kirk, was killed in an act of political violence, something our two children and I will live with every day for the rest of our lives.
A culture that laughs at assassination is one of profound moral decay. It threatens the very foundation of our country and the principles that hold our democracy together.
You do not have to agree with someoneβs politics to recognize the value of their life. This should not be so hard.
Political violence must never be something this country tolerates, excuses, or celebrates.
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Day #17,904 of asking @jaffacakes to send me a lifetime supply of Jaffa Cakes despite the fact they are biscuits, not cakes.
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Day #2 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
Day #1 of asking the @StJohnstone socials admin to play for a minimum of 15 minutes in a professional football match.
I reckon @chrismccausland would be a good James Bond.
"The names Bond, James Bond"
> Uh, I'm over here.
"Shaken, not stirred"
> *Stirs it anyway because how would he know*
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