A platform where I tweet my random thoughts... and somehow connect with people who think the exact same way and even opposite. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค

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Joined May 2024
You realize your obsession with X has gone too far when you're a 9โ€“5 worker, but you're always looking for excuses to leave your duties or abandon customers just to tweet or reply to posts. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Werey pass werey ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
Brotherhood wey wan buy person soul see wetin pass am. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
The wise have great respect to those who built from nothing, learnt, stayed through the unusual without mentor, became expose to illegalities but choose to be honest and responsible people.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Waking up and not being on a yatch in Monaco is affecting my mental health.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Some things don't come by hustling harder let's be honest, you gats find smart way to elevate or thief.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
โ€œopportunity no be wetin i go dey look them passโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚
ogogoro turn to holy water @asakemusik ๐Ÿ“ฅ
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
are these boobs? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Isoko men
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
You still never place your own order, people are placing orders. 58k for 50kg. to any part of Nigeria. I don tell you say this rice the give money the cement serious relationship and still the match make. Infact e dey give Yankee passport.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
'Happiness' is free, 'happiness' is free. But for you to see 'happy' you have to pay money. This girl๐Ÿคฆ
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Before you start trading, I have just one important question for you: Can you wait?
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Fornicating to a PartyNextDoor and Drake playlist under this rain ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Normalize not reaching out again to a woman who hasn't replied for hours... or days. โ€‹ โ€‹She saw the message. She saw the call. She knows she didn't respond. โ€‹That's not confusion. That's a decision. โ€‹ โ€‹A 10-second reply doesn't require "free time." โ€‹It requires interest. โ€‹Busy people still respond to what they value. โ€‹ โ€‹Stop telling yourself stories: โ€‹"She's busy." "She forgot." "She fell asleep." โ€‹Maybe once. Not repeatedly. โ€‹Patterns tell the truth. โ€‹ โ€‹If she actually wanted to keep you... you wouldn't be left guessing. โ€‹Women don't ignore men they respect. โ€‹ โ€‹Here's the part most men avoid: โ€‹You can be a good man... and still not be the man she wants. โ€‹Good doesn't automatically mean desired. โ€‹ โ€‹So don't beg for attention. โ€‹Don't double-text. Don't "check in." Don't write paragraphs. โ€‹Silence doesn't deserve effort. โ€‹Match her energy. โ€‹Withdraw access. โ€‹Let her feel the consequence of treating you like an option. โ€‹ โ€‹If she cared, you wouldn't be waiting. โ€‹If she wanted you, you wouldn't be confused. โ€‹ โ€‹Stop reaching out to women who ignore you. โ€‹She knows you've been quiet, she just doesn't care. โ€‹Because when a woman wants to keep you she'll move mountains.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Fall in love with your problem maybe it will leave you too
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
A demonstration at the zoo almost turned disastrous when a young zookeeper made eye contact with a male lion. The female lion and an experienced keeper intervened
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Once I don tire, I go just switch to voice typing dey comment on my mutualsโ€™ posts.
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i need that win before december so i can sing โ€œnoel, noel (no L, no L)โ€ with my full chest
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
When you sleep with her to give her a job, only to find out she went to an all-boys school.
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
Prime Ronaldo Or Prime Messi
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Chibu ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ retweeted
As a kid, Iโ€™d go crazy๐Ÿ˜‚
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