Latest song—Moue—is out on all streaming platforms. No AI. 100% of the blame for this is on my shoulders. music.youtube.com/watch?v=1s…

The number of people I have to interact with daily who seem completely incapable of doing ANYTHING without an AI it getting scary. It's like these people walk around going "Claude!! Why ass so muddy?"

Rate my hangnail! Pain wise, I give it 7 out of 10. Random scrapes have me speaking a loud, alien language. Sleep was... difficult. So much ouch for such a tiny thing :/

Every person who ignores this sign thinks what they are hawking is more important than your wishes to be left alone. The hubris of these people cannot be defeated with your sign. They know better than you about what you do & do not actually want to be bothered with. The Evans of the world will stew in their own smugness as they knock on your door because they are incapable of self reflection. You will listen to their diatribe against your will because they know better than you do. And when soliciting is no longer an option, they will continue to force their will upon you with every other means possible because they are tyrants at heart. For your own good, of course.

An Airbnb except instead of renting a place to sleep, you pay for the privilege to wash my dishes & do the laundry.

Wife had me plant a Seminole pumpkin plant a few months ago. It has completely taken over part of the yard & our fence. She went to inspect the first pumpkin & accidentally broke the stem, so inadvertently, here's our first. They're supposedly similar in flavor and texture to butternut squash. We shall see.

Saw a thread the other day where once again, people try to redefine words so they can pretend they were always right. "Banned" books no longer means actual inability to purchase them or facing criminal charges if you're caught with them, but "removed from a school library" or "difficult to obtain". And by difficult, they generally mean you have to walk to the front of the bookstore where they have the BANNED BOOKS! display. Because when you challenge them with "you can buy the book on Amazon, it's not banned," they respond by changing the definition of banned. It's a Motte & Bailey, but they keep redefining which one is which.

Success. $1000 saved & we have lights!

I get to install lights today for the renovation. Thankfully I can do all the junction boxes inside in the air conditioning rather than up in a Florida attic

My first vaccine was via a punch card. Still have the scars to prove it.

Dear Facebook, Two questions. 1) Why did you send me this ad? and 2) How much?

As a United States Marine, this is practically blasphemy. What that statue represents is holy to us. Why do we let people live amongst us who hate everything we stand for like this?

I saw Gelatinous Cylinder of Tart Blasphemy open for Marylin Manson back in 05. That said, Chicken-milk is disgusting but cranberry jelly from the can is amazing as is Aunt Thelma's Handmade Cranberry-Orange-Lime jelly. It's all good.

Nope. One More Minute is the best Weird Al song and I will brook no dissent on this verifiably obvious fact.

I had a manager that said something similar. "If software was a physical building, no developer would sleep under his own roof"

You know, I never did send that chain letter to 10 of my closest friends. Looking at the current state of affairs and thinking about what that letter said would happen if I didn't send it... this may have been my fault.

Kind of reminds me of the story of my youngest. She was on campus, a cute guy started chatting her up. He asked "So, what are you studying?" "Mortuary science." [Blank stare] : "Nope, can't handle that," and walked away. We can laugh now but I know it hurt her at the time.