@ItsTheBoat

Meet me in Downtown Clown Town!

 Florida, USA
Joined January 2009
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No, @Uber, I’m not letting you force me into paying 10 dollars more for priority. UberX is your STANDARD product and it should be available when you clearly have drivers out. Don’t piss me off
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straight up just staring at her ass lmao
Acyn
@Acyn15h
President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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boy eater@boyeatery10h
gay halloween got me like
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I need to know how she’s feeling right now
🌴 Miami DSA 🌹@MiamiDSA26 Nov 2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Brazilian Woke is so goddamn cool.
Pop Core
@TheePopCore12h
LULA celebrates his reelection alongside ERIKA HILTON, a Brazilian transgender congresswoman!
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phart@amazignphart16h
Ned Fulmer failing to realize he’s still way more hated than h3 because everyone actually felt bad for his wife
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmer19h
karma’s a bitch, huh?
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Jared Krichevsky@Monstermash04210h
Hello I designed the left. The on one the right shreds and I wish I could have worked on it 😭 (Call me @flanaganfilm)
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💋 Roxxi 💋@spicyroxxi13h
Nicki: “Leave the children alone” Also Nicki:
Pop Base
@PopBase14h
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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I am a firm believer in not making fun of people for the way they look physically, so I won't say she looks like a man or that she is ugly like some are replying to this. But on the inside she is as ugly as they come. Cruel and spiteful for no reason other than it sells.
Maia Poet🦎
@thepeacepoet99Oct 25
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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Please don't trade your children for another family's in the ride's Child Swap.
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Watching the world tell fascists they are sick of their shit in these international elections is such a breath of fresh air.
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love love loved hearing him talk about voicing the Looney Tune characters and the history behind their voices. This is so fucking sad :(
CN News/Schedules@CNschedules9h
Eric Bauza has passed away.
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Every time he busts this out it's so funny. Sure buddy stores were afraid to decorate for the most profitable holiday we have.
FactPost
@factpostnews16h
Trump's closing message: Remember when I started the war on preserving Christmas? Remember that? The stores were afraid to put up Christmas trees
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Holy shit, what?!
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm9h
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46. The modern voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck alongside many other beloved characters.
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Oilfield Rando
@Oilfield_Rando18h
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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Andy Malafarina@andymalafarina17h
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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Lesson I learned from HHN this year: I need a different phone camera. All my selfies came out like SHIT.
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After my shift tonight, I have one more shift then I am on vacation for a week. Lord give me strength
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I do miss my city
hammer@500crabsOct 23
Boston is a magical place
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Oh look a preview of the pants-shitting that is going to happen next week.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US11h
Flávio Bolsonaro following loss to Brazil's Lula: "It is impossible to recognize the election results in the context of how these things happened. We are going to use our legal team, we are going to request the annulment of these elections."
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