GARYs RIOT CONTROL SERVICES: With the election cycle upon us we must face the fact that ANY kind of loss on the Democrat side will inevitably lead to riots! Let Gary take care of this for you, I have 50 head of these angry bastards coming off lease land as we speak, I provide the transportation and the cowboys to round them back up once your riot is successfully stomped into the pavement. We are two days from anywhere in this country so keep my contact info. My services involve releasing 50 head of angry bison directly into your riot infected area, we usually have things under control in less than an hour. Yes we are expensive but what is your city worth?