In Nashville for a show at the Ryman tonight. On the way down yesterday, I had the epiphany that we would cross six major rivers during the drive. In order they were: the Missouri, the Mississippi, the Ohio, the Tennessee, and the Cumberland. Kind of cool.
I obvs don’t pay for ad-free Twitter but I am still surprised how insistently Megan Fox keeps pushing those weiner pills.
What’s the over/under on how many strokes the president has had so far this term? I say the line is 2.
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It’s been ten years since José Fernández died in a crash that took two other lives.
I wrote about his layered, inarguable unsatisfying legacy. He meant a great deal to a great many. He is also a difficult character to celebrate.
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Having a beer at home at 7am. You have a problem.
Having a beer at the airport at 7am. You have a great vacation.
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i’m starting to seriously believe in the theory that you never run into people again once their cycle in your life is complete
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The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now—with somebody—and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
Too bad @CoachDrinkwitz had time on the ride home last night….but that hype video sure was pretty cool though. 😂
It’s kind of the perfect game so far if you’re just aiming to rollercoaster both fanbases. #MIZ

















