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Bad tweeter. Cat dad. Procrastinator

SWFL ➡️ Denver ➡️ WPB
Joined August 2010
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Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.
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Imagine your football team loses and you have to live in Nebraska
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Jordan retweeted
Peyton Manning doing commercials for Cintas is approaching Shaq's throne
I think Shaq would do a commercial for genocide if the check was on time
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Damon Wilson = Tyler Barron 🥱🥱
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Mario, that goaline series was not very 🫸🤛🫸🤛🫸🤛
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I'll leave this to @SonOfShango
Feel like Cena at ECW with the boos I'm getting
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Jordan retweeted
Quad Box is impossible. I’m 2 TVs at a time. Both full screen. Save quad box for the jits in class who fail everything
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Washed Take of the Day: Quad box is too much stimulation, jumping between full screen channels is how sports should be watched from the comfort of your home (I'm 37) @jpgilbert @IMFB_Blog @SolidVerbal
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Yes… I’d like college RedZone, too.
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notre dame against teams with winning records
CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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They really cranked one out the park with jingle for the Daisy sour cream commercial
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🚨🚨Fire name alert🚨🚨 @TylerIAm
Sources: No. 16 Wake Forest will start Steele Pizzella against Merrimack today. They are holding starter Gio Lopez out of precaution, and he’ll be available to start at SMU next week.
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Clemson and Syracuse putting out some B1G10 audition tape
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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"I actually came away more impressed it was only $21k"
The Ringer founder Bill Simmons allegedly made $21,800 in proxy bets through FanDuel using his daughter’s boyfriend in Massachusetts. State regulators are investigating the 22 wagers and plan to hold a hearing on how FanDuel handled the situation. Via @Covers | ow.ly/NuHi5104vz4
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Jordan retweeted
HOLD TF ON 😆
Replying to @vgrasta
Knuck if you buck
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