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You are the end point of a 3 Billion Year selection process.

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Joined August 2012
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🚨 Gavin Newsom isn’t mincing words: “Trump owes families their money back. $1,751 per household.” Trump illegally taxed working Americans through tariffs. Took hundreds of billions. Got caught. Got ruled against. Now he needs to return every dollar. No excuses. No delays.
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🚨JUST IN: A shocking MSNOW report reveals Donald Trump has made up to $5 BILLION while in office, while MAGA supporters who invested in his cryptocurrency have LOST $1 BILLION, with their investments now worth almost NOTHING. This is unprecedented corruption.
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NFC South IS the opposite of NFC North. @LeBatardShow
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AMEN, State Charges NO PARDONS! ICE IS FUCKED!
Accountability is coming ICE. Best believe. I can’t wait to watch the first one of you use the excuse of “I was just following orders.” And then to laugh when you get handed down years in prison.
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Democrats, you have the chance to do the funniest thing
Replying to @SatireAP
The Democrats' very first bill should be the $5000 thing, send it to Trump's desk. Make him veto it.
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“I'm just I'm disappointed because I was looking forward to that $5,000 check that we were all going to get.” Warriors coach Steve Kerr has jokes after last nights Blue Wave midterm elections.
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Senile Satan: “Pretend I’m on the ballot.” Voters: “You got it.”
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What time will “rigged and stollen” start?
Before the polls closeAs soon as he wakes upDuring the 11pm newsBefore nap time
39%Before the polls close
34%As soon as he wakes up
10%During the 11pm news
17%Before nap time
352 votes • Final results
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11.18.26 A Day of Days
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I'm so tired of these communist candidates who don't love this country. President Trump loved America so much, he wouldn't leave even during Vietnam when he could have been a war hero. Instead, he put his country first.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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