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Middle Class Fancy

Columbus, OH
Joined November 2011
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To all my fellow bobcats that enjoyed "The Cat in The Hat" outside of CI tonight. Please come back tomorrow for "Green Eggs and Ham" same 🕐!
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Next election cycle, whoever sends me the least amount of mail I have to throw out gets my vote!
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"There are a lot of red flags with Deshaun, I'll just keep it classy and talk about the lack of self-awareness... Rarely available and never great." @colincowherd on Deshaun Watson's latest tone-deaf comments to the Cleveland media
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So we know this guy is an idiot. But have we really truly asked ourselves if he’s genuinely mentally all there? Like maybe we just need to drop him off at a special home or something.
Deshaun Watson on if he needs to have a big game to start in first Browns' home game this season, via @MaryKayCabot: "I think the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw 400 yards and 5 touchdowns every week."
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The entire @Browns ownership and coaching staff attempting to gaslight their fans into believing Deshaun Watson is a competent, competitive, able bodied, NFL starting QB that “gives them the best chance to win football games” every week:
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"Listen to that. It that not something you'd say to your QB in 6th grade? I'm serious. We're all gonna have to deal with it for the rest of the season. This is just an abomination." 🚨 @KenCarman to @SportsBoyTony on #Browns head coach Todd Monken's comments on Deshaun Watson's INT on the first drive
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Got nothing to say. This team fucking sucks and I’m gonna just tweet it in English.
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Kevin Stefanski and Cooper rush have scored more points than the Browns today
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“I was the coach for the Browns when I was 60 years old! For a whole season”
a message from Coach Monk: 👍
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“He was in fact, not ready for action” -narrator
QB1 ready for action 🔒
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Myles Harden is getting picked on by the jags left and right
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I wish the Browns had done what Akron did and let a season ticket holder run the qb competition. Someone who doesn’t have jimmy haslam sign their paychecks would have got it right.
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Diddy Watson will go down as the most hated athlete of all time. Aaron Hernandez and OJ Simpson were terrible humans and still sold jerseys after they were done murdering people. I would rather Henry Ruggs be my uber driver than DW as my QB
Alex Smith obliterates Deshaun Watson on ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown: "It's so delusional. How out of touch do you have to be if you're Deshaun? What have you done to give this fan base to cheer for?"
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Alex Smith obliterates Deshaun Watson on ESPN Sunday NFL Countdown: "It's so delusional. How out of touch do you have to be if you're Deshaun? What have you done to give this fan base to cheer for?"
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This is the least excited I’ve been for a Browns week one game in over a decade. @Browns this organization could win 15 games and be the 1 seed and I would still feel meh about the current state of the team.
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Bears are releasing OT Jedrick Wills, per source.
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Nick Chubb played football at the highest level for 7 years, and didn’t smile once. Plays golf for 4 months. Happiest I’ve ever seen the dude. Lol
Nick Chubb recently retired from the NFL with 59 total touchdowns. He has been playing golf for 4 months. Watch Chubb make a RUN on No. 15 at East Lake. Saturday at 10 a.m. on PGA TOUR YouTube. (Presented by @DraftKings)
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oh yeah you like sports? name five times your team has made you want to kill yourself.
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Hue Jackson 2.0 loading. This poor 60 year old man doesn’t realize he’s going to be Jimmy Haslam’s scapegoat for a 2-15 season with an offense led by a terrible person who happens to also suck soo bad at sports completely. This team is a joke
Coach Monken names Deshaun the starting quarterback
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In the last 12 hours the Browns have -named Deshaun Watson their starting QB, and -had a player transfer to LSU.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just in: Deshaun Watson has been named Cleveland’s starting quarterback for week 1 at Jacksonville.
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