@hellisrebuke
 they/he ✨ 30s ✨ mdni
Joined March 2019
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They call him 007 0 Goals 0 Assists 7 Children before the age of 30
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van@mexicanesnupi2h
mini #hollanov smau where 35 yro shane is ilya’s (25 yro) landlord
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ellie@ellmercuryOct 26
i think we all need to go back to reading the books because shane was pissed at ilya for this right until the moment ilya admitted that he was just jealous and the next thing shane said was "keep going" like my god these two are idiot4idiot and shane was SMUG about all of it pls
franπŸ’@IlyasCigaretteOct 26
β€œi could’ve died. the reporter could’ve died” might be the funniest thing ive ever read because what do they think happens when a puck hits the glass in a game?? do they think we’re losing 10-25 spectators per game?? what’s the total casualty count for the playoffs?? 😭😭
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stevieπŸŒƒ@shanesitinerary20h
β€œilya was lying about the 9 inches” no baby. i refuse to believe that manwhore ilya rozanov was lying about that when he was community dick and everyone was begging to bounce on it.
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kind of freeing writing something for exactly one person that i have no intention of ever posting ngl
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I keep thinking "The reporter could have died. The reporter could have been gay, bi, etc"
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do people know that instead of writing a 'critical' fic that is just poorly veiled mischaracterization of a character you obviously hate, you can just not write about that character!
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the beauty of fanfiction is you do not have to write about hollanov when you obviously fucking hate one half of hollanov
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spooky mellie πŸŽƒ@uhbucky23h
hey did I do the trend right
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trying to write a cute fluffy married hollanov thing while actively listening to 'a house in nebraska' on repeat :)
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πŸ¦‡@brayismOct 26
dom bottom shane send tweet
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we said "being closeted is not a moral failing' and so they started romanticizing the closet
πŸͺ±@jellygouacheOct 25
two diabolical comments I found on this
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jj πŸ¦†@mclrnshitpostsOct 25
Harvey Milk said that β€˜if a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.’ The eradication of the closet has been an ambition of queer liberation movements since forever. I’m saddened that there are people framing its endurance as a happy ending.
isa@ffe2ffOct 25
Replying to @crashcrowns
dude i wish i was kidding
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matt bernstein@mattxivOct 26
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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morgan ツ
@onherowntourOct 25
mini #hollanov smau new purchase 😍
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mj@asexualkermitOct 25
shane thinking β€œmy man my man my man” in his head
πŸ‘©πŸΎβ€πŸ’»@pinkstapeOct 24
shane pretending to struggle.... #yum
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my very own ugj cameo (befriending authors and annoying them to death works y’all)
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@uglygreenjacketOct 26
Ilya takes over the Centaurs social media for a week to post very intentional thirst traps of himself and very unintentional thirst traps of Shane. archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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listen i was also once an overly-combative internet guy and am still very opinionated. However some of you have got to stop arguing with people online every fucking day it'll just make you miserable and annoy everyone around you. start moving like this
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