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twilight fan account // creighton alumni // UNL College of Law 2024

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Joined June 2016
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Let’s solve this like adults RT for Quiktrip Like for Casey’s – at Kansas City, MO
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it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world
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imagine trusting me to drive us around at night & this is all i see
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Why does every political assassin gotta have three names like that
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This has to be the most out of pocket twist in history
define “plot twist”
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Shonda Rhimes can produce Grey’s Anatomy for 50 years but I only get 8 bridgerton episodes a year?? Unfair.
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I got the NYT connections 100% right on the first try today, congratulate me
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I feel like Taylor let Travis pick the title of this next album…
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Look at KC as we just advanced in the NFL playoffs. Love my city ❤️
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Sometimes I think about the fact that Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend owns a chain of car washes throughout the KC metro and that keeps me up at night
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im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory
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They say democracy is dead… explain dancing with the stars.
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I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
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I invented an aesthetic called “are u mad at me” core and the vibe is tummy ache, too many exclamation points, post-drinking anxiety, tank tops in winter bc you’re anxious sweaty all the time, etc
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Is it Uber Eated or Uber Ate?
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ABBA was right it is a rich man’s world
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Don’t tell me the universal love language is feeling heard, when it’s so clearly chicken, rice, sauce.
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