jillian brauninger retweeted
it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world
Shonda Rhimes can produce Grey’s Anatomy for 50 years but I only get 8 bridgerton episodes a year?? Unfair.
Sometimes I think about the fact that Taylor Swift’s Boyfriend owns a chain of car washes throughout the KC metro and that keeps me up at night
jillian brauninger retweeted
im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory
jillian brauninger retweeted
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
jillian brauninger retweeted
I invented an aesthetic called “are u mad at me” core and the vibe is tummy ache, too many exclamation points, post-drinking anxiety, tank tops in winter bc you’re anxious sweaty all the time, etc














