Julia

“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever." - Michael Scott

There are so, so many things I would rather do than go to the dentist

20’s: buying a new forever 21 outfit for every event 30’s: buying new matte black appliances to DIY your home

Flat sheets are:

I love seeing everyone’s #Spotifywrapped 🥺 music is just the best 👏🏻

That time of year where there is not enough chapstick in the world for these lips my god

Anyone else stay up past their bedtime because they don’t want to move their dog(s)

I currently work for a not-for-profit hospital. If politics are seen within the walls of the hospital, they are immediately subjected to enforced taxation. Tax the sh*t out of this church ok

Chris: “going to Culver’s do you want anything” Me: “no but I’ll probably eat some of your fries” Chris: “…so I should get another small fry” Me: “ya”

This woman is clipping her nails off into her purse at the hair salon 2020 did a lot to people

If you had “white tears” on your bingo card this week u win

Is 7 PM too early for bed or

Chris Pratt is easily the worst of the Chris’s no cap

Always around this time of year when it gets cold and we turn the heat on, I am THANKFUL for the ability to turn heat on 💕

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I peaked at 6 true or false