James

Either you're born with it or it's Maybelline. Those are your only options.

be someone they can turn to. #WorldSuicidePreventionDay

find me at the other place same handle more or less

same

I'm at my most Old when I find myself feeling envious of someone's high-quality double-paned windows

let's all take a moment to appreciate this quiet peaceful election day as compared to next year's edition

these BK commercials will be my final undoing

them: don't look at the sun during the eclipse me: *shrug* I grew up in the 80s I'm invincible

million dollar idea silent garbage trucks

no I don't want to be a brand ambassador

baseball commentators be like "he is the first player born in Wisconsin on January 4 to hit a home run at 2:23pm when the wind is blowing 8mph from the southeast."

me: this one looks dangerous dermatologist: that's chocolate

nothing fills me with joy like seeing someone in the process of moving and not being that person